How bout a bottle of Arches? I have some of them.
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Maybe just a bottle ?
Are you serious?
Not really ... hehe 
Maybe you have TMJ disorder? My TMJ has been acting up lately on my left side.
I might, I am going to see a specialist . I have this very annoying tick/click in my jaw on the left side when I talk , even when I walk ? Super annoying.
Is that like TMJ , have no idea how that manifests itself ?
This is where I went:
http://www.mncranio.com/
http://www.mncranio.com/
Cant go there, I am in Iceland 
Can anything be done if I turn out to have TMJ ?
Can anything be done if I turn out to have TMJ ?
If I find my report I will PM it to you. Yes, they make a custom appliance called a elastic mandibular advancer. I think spasms in the tiny ear muscles make the noise.
https://www.tinnitustalk.com/threads/tinnitus-tmj-headaches-neck-pain-facial-pain-etc-%E2%80%94-possible-treatment.500/page-35#post-162274
https://www.tinnitustalk.com/threads/tinnitus-tmj-headaches-neck-pain-facial-pain-etc-%E2%80%94-possible-treatment.500/page-35#post-162274
No placebo, amigo, but I have a bottle of 18 year old, single malt Scotch! Let's see if we can finish it off! };-)