French fries are deelicious! No? Well I just ate a gang of them. I mean a GANG OF THEM and wouldn't you know it? Mother Nature told me, "Well, if you're gonna be a dumbass here's something for ya!" And I got constant ringing in my head, both ears! To let me know there's no brain there to begin with! Hahaha. Joking because that's my personality.
Seriously though, lay off the carbs, the processed and reprocessed junk and beware of the hidden processed crap inside the healthy crap you bought with the phony label that reads, "All natural!" on it. Or my favorite? "No artificial colors! No trans-fats!" [meanwhile everything else is still PROCESSED, over-salted, thrown down a mysterious shaft that leads to a dump truck masquerading as a grocery store chain delivery 18 wheeler.]
Good luck! Those 20 year shelf life Snicker's bars are impossible to resist. Head ringing or not - here I come! (they should sell tinnitus medications at the checkout counter in all of these 'convenience' stores, right?)
Seriously though, lay off the carbs, the processed and reprocessed junk and beware of the hidden processed crap inside the healthy crap you bought with the phony label that reads, "All natural!" on it. Or my favorite? "No artificial colors! No trans-fats!" [meanwhile everything else is still PROCESSED, over-salted, thrown down a mysterious shaft that leads to a dump truck masquerading as a grocery store chain delivery 18 wheeler.]
Good luck! Those 20 year shelf life Snicker's bars are impossible to resist. Head ringing or not - here I come! (they should sell tinnitus medications at the checkout counter in all of these 'convenience' stores, right?)
