Comparison of Different Therapeutic Approaches

[Dive Master]

Just to make you smile a little bit (translated from French):

Freud's approach
Your mother made your shit was there.

Behaviourism
Shit happens after the bell rings.

Emotional Rational Therapy
Take care of your shit.

Cognitive Therapy
Think about your shit in a rational way.

Humanistic Therapy
Your shit is a good thing.

Gestalt Therapy
Where is your shit right now?

Game Therapy
Play with your shit.

Solution-focused Therapy
How do you want your shit to be different?

Narrative Therapy
Your shit is linked to your own history.

Couple Therapy
You are shit.

Family Therapy
Someone has to be responsible for this shit.

Group Therapy
Share your shit.

12-Step Therapy
Admit your powerlessness over your shit.

Short Therapy
I hope this shit is over soon.

Problem reduction therapy
How can you make shit less important in your life?

NLP
Take care of your shit. Move a step forward to get in. If someone's shit is helpful, we can modelize it.

Find out your own path. If counselling is good for you go for it! Hang on! I've a bullet with my former sophrologist's name on it.

 

[JaiSea]

Succinctly put.
Many a true word is said in jest.

Nice post.