Well at least I got the 'Brum' bit right Ed.
(Perhaps you had a West Country girlfriend one time - that you're keeping from us ??)
It's offensive to use the word Brum to a guy from the Black Country
You were close though, and I thought my accent would be a dead giveaway to my location to all the UK listeners. The diversity of accents in this country is insane though; there are so many variations.
When I was in Hawaii on our trip to Maui we stayed in this really cool small boutique hotel. At the time it just so happened that most of the guests were British, and we were all talking with the American owners about life and stuff over breakfast. What we all found interesting is that we could all tell what part of the UK we were from, and to our ears, the difference in our accents was really distinct and obvious, but when we asked the Americans if they could hear a difference, they all said no. They thought we all just sounded British. I found that kind of interesting.
PS, I find it funny that Darth Vader's accent is actually a West Country one. Imagine that.