I haven't had an honest laugh in a while man, thank you!here I sit all broken hearted
got a spike when my wife farted
I cant play my drum
my life is real dumb
all happiness has now departed
my urine's torrent masks the T
and windy trees, the buzzing bee
but when I lay to get some rest
my brain becomes a total pest
the silence gives way to eeeeeeeeeeeee
what life do I have to restore?
my life is gone from whence before
my T is a train
how do I sustain?
endless upvotes from @threefirefour
I haven't had an honest laugh in a while man, thank you!
I'll be sure to swing by Thanks JazPD - if you need an occasional chuckle, I sometimes post cartoons up in the thread
Cartoon Corner.
I have to say that not many members visit it,
perhaps 'smiling' is a million miles away from the business in hand?
I still look for a bit of amusement myself.
Perhaps give it a try bud.....x
What a dilemma.
Go on living in noise, or......the unthinkable.
We don't have to go on living - do we.
There is a choice
For myself - there are still things in this life that I love, like my wife and family, pussycats, friends, going out for walks, pussycats, intimacy, good food....oh.....and pussycats.
I look for ways to try to make this life a little easier, maybe even bearable, or if I'm lucky, a bit better than that.
You win the thread.here I sit all broken hearted
got a spike when my wife farted
I cant play my drum
my life is real dumb
all happiness has now departed
my urine's torrent masks the T
and windy trees, the buzzing bee
but when I lay to get some rest
my brain becomes a total pest
the silence gives way to eeeeeeeeeeeee
what life do I have to restore?
my life is gone from whence before
my T is a train
how do I sustain?
endless upvotes from @threefirefour
Lol browning?"As I was walking in a wood
I shat myself and there I stood
I cried for help but no help came
Then I shat myself again...."
Browning.
(I'll make you buggers smile
- if it's the last thing I do!)
"Oh...Ouch...chest pain........CROAK !!!"
(...you must admit I'm trying...?)
Although - you can mask your tinnitus by peeing? pah-here I sit all broken hearted
got a spike when my wife farted
I cant play my drum
my life is real dumb
all happiness has now departed
my urine's torrent masks the T
and windy trees, the buzzing bee
but when I lay to get some rest
my brain becomes a total pest
the silence gives way to eeeeeeeeeeeee
what life do I have to restore?
my life is gone from whence before
my T is a train
how do I sustain?
endless upvotes from @threefirefour
You win the thread.
Although - you can mask your tinnitus by peeing? pah-
I appreciate the way you think, Dave. Reading what you wrote gives me the inspiration to get through today, because we all know that today is all we have. There are no guarantees in this life, not one of us is promised a tomorrow.
ahah you come second. Did you write that one?"As I was walking in a wood
I shat myself and there I stood
I cried for help but no help came
Then I shat myself again...."
Browning.
(I'll make you buggers smile
- if it's the last thing I do!)
"Oh...Ouch...chest pain........CROAK !!!"
(...you must admit I'm trying...?)
Loved that one. Tells our story to the point"As I was walking in a wood
I shat myself and there I stood
I cried for help but no help came
Then I shat myself again...."
ahah you come second. Did you write that one?
LMFAO WOW
You can always piss into the wind for a free shower and mask your tinnitus.my urine's torrent masks the T
and windy trees, the buzzing bee