ET's Found! Tinnitus Cure Next???

[Ecip]

As per the Cornell University:

We find that the detected signals have exactly the shape of an ETI signal predicted in the previous publication and are therefore in agreement with this hypothesis.

https://arxiv.org/abs/1610.03031

 

[MikeP505]

Maybe it's ET calling us home. He has chosen only the finest people on earth to send this ringing too in order to prepare them for the great journey ahead. This ringing may be necessary under article 14.7.3 of whatever law of physics to cope with the immense speeds we will be traveling on our journey to the Motherland!!

 

[MikeP505]

Did you know that Donald Trump is an ET?? It's true. He is from way way far away. Some distant planet in the galaxy. Sent here to monitor and report back to his superior officers in the far off lands of ET's. So easy to spot. That weird hairdue, the comb over, the goofy expressions, the arrogance and the greed. I bet when he gets back to the motherland he wants to rename it Planet Trump!

 

[Vinnitus]

I bet the aliens are celebrating having finally found a cure for their Tinnitus after becoming a type-2 civilization. That must have caused the modulations we noticed. I do hope we find a solution for ourselves on a somewhat earlier term, considering we are still a type-0 civilization.

 

[The Red Viper]

http://www.astronomy.com/news/2016/10/be-extraordinarily-cautious-about-the-newest-alien-claim

 

[glynis]

 

[MikeP505]

Well known Aliens roaming this planet keeping an eye on us.........

THIS THING IS LOADED!

 

[Ecip]

More has come forth:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...covery-spaceships-mars-ufo-sightings-martians

Personally, I cant wait for 'official' contact.

 

[MikeP505]

I made those coins myself and some prick broke into my home and stole em a long time ago. Wait til I get my hands on him!

 

[MikeP505]

I also made all the crop circles you read about and see in pictures! Hey, I was bored dude.

 

[Mahr]

C'mon guys.. If aliens are intelligent they would have found us allready! And if they're not intelligent.., what's the use of finding them??

 

[Ecip]

C'mon guys.. If aliens are intelligent they would have found us allready! And if they're not intelligent.., what's the use of finding them??

I don't believe that. From what I've seen and actually witnessed, they are already here. Intelligence would dictate that if such contact was made that the monetary way of life in this planet would immediately cease. There are lot's of billion and trillion dollar industries that will not have this happen. The veil of secrecy needs to be lifted. There should not be any more doubt on the existence of other life other than us. Anyone still skeptical needs to have a look at the disclosure project, and the available evidence.

 

[MikeP505]

Alright darn it all. I'm really an ET. If you humans continue to tick me off, I'm going to zap you with my death ray finger!

 

[Ecip]

In Wikileaks email, astronaut confirms that Vatican and many other countrys are aware of extra terrestrial intelligence and zero point energy.

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/12127

 

[Vinnitus]

In Wikileaks email, astronaut confirms that Vatican and many other countrys are aware of extra terrestrial intelligence and zero point energy.

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/12127

I would be more amazed if the Vatican was aware of a cure for Tinnitus, apart from praying to an invisible man in the clouds, that is.

 

[MikeP505]

The Vatican are all comprised of ET's. The pope is the elected high power of ET's on earth. He is forced to wire transfer cash back to the motherland every month or he gets zapped by a stingray!!

 

[MikeP505]

I would be more amazed if the Vatican was aware of a cure for Tinnitus, apart from praying to an invisible man in the clouds, that is.

Nothing wrong with praying to the man in the clouds......... however, scientists discovered the man does not exist in the clouds but currently resides on the planet Xofarbegone. When the scientists analyzed the speed of prayer, they found it travels at the speed of sound and takes EXACTLY 167 years 29 days and 3 hours to get to Xofarbegone. The scientists feel the prayers end up in the spam filter as it's simply too late to answer the prayer due to the length of time we now exist on the planet earth.

 

[Vinnitus]

Nothing wrong with praying to the man in the clouds......... however, scientists discovered the man does not exist in the clouds but currently resides on the planet Xofarbegone. When the scientists analyzed the speed of prayer, they found it travels at the speed of sound and takes EXACTLY 167 years 29 days and 3 hours to get to Xofarbegone. The scientists feel the prayers end up in the spam filter as it's simply too late to answer the prayer due to the length of time we now exist on the planet earth.

I guess you're on to something. The Tinnitus mystery might well be solved; it's vestibular interference due to incoming answered prayers from previous generations. The prevalence of praying some 167 years ago also explains the increase in Tinnitus cases we see today. All those prayers just had to be answered! It is all clear to me now.

Luckily the future looks bright; the increase of atheism today will make sure Tinnitus will be far less prevalent in 167 years.

 

[MikeP505]

Luckily the future looks bright; the increase of atheism today will make sure Tinnitus will be far less prevalent in 167 years.

Exactly! So rejoice my friend for a cure is but a simple 167 years away!!

 

[Vinnitus]

Exactly! So rejoice my friend for a cure is but a simple 167 years away!!

Yes, with bionic ears and a brain I might just be able to make it and finally enjoy the cure for Tinnitus!

Hey... wait a minute...

 

[MikeP505]

Yes, with bionic ears

Speaking of bionic ears....... I am currently on a waiting list to have one installed. All joking aside I am getting a Cochlear Implant soon, also known as a "bionic ear" that should restore some hearing in that ear. Maybe then I can try masking?? hmmmmm

 

[Vinnitus]

Speaking of bionic ears....... I am currently on a waiting list to have one installed. All joking aside I am getting a Cochlear Implant soon, also known as a "bionic ear" that should restore some hearing in that ear. Maybe then I can try masking?? hmmmmm

For some people getting a CI has reduced their (perception of) Tinnitus somewhat. I hope that happens in your case as well. And yes, improved hearing would mean one also has the ability to mask it better. All the best with getting that CI.

 

[MikeP505]

All the best with getting that CI

Appreciate that. Yes I was told by the surgeon that the CI should also reduce the tinnitus in that ear. This implant has been knows to "give you" tinnitus if you currently do not suffer it with hearing loss. However since I already have tinnitus and it's extremely loud, it may reduce it to a lever more tolerable. I would love to have both ears done but funding is weak for this surgery and too many people are waiting for the procedure. If I wanted the second one, it would cost anywhere from $ 60,000.00 to $ 100,000.00 out of my own pocket. So I suppose one will do for now.....

 

[Vinnitus]

Appreciate that. Yes I was told by the surgeon that the CI should also reduce the tinnitus in that ear. This implant has been knows to "give you" tinnitus if you currently do not suffer it with hearing loss. However since I already have tinnitus and it's extremely loud, it may reduce it to a lever more tolerable. I would love to have both ears done but funding is weak for this surgery and too many people are waiting for the procedure. If I wanted the second one, it would cost anywhere from $ 60,000.00 to $ 100,000.00 out of my own pocket. So I suppose one will do for now.....

Yes, perhaps the increased cochlear synaptic stimulation provided by a CI will reduce the Tinnitus. It will also do some cochlear damage though, hence people who do not have Tinnitus might get it. Overstimulation of the very sensitive hair cells seems to cause synaptic disconnection and possibly hyperexcitation of neurons (which cannot be corrected due to this disconnection of synapses), and as during the surgical insertion of the coil into the cochlea lots of hair cells will be affected/removed in a violent way, this also has consequences for the attached nerve terminals (synapses).

This is my personal theory though. I think Liberman is on to something with synaptic damage/hearing loss being a possible generator or trigger of Tinnitus.

 

[MikeP505]

I dunno........ maybe all this ringing really is ET calling?? heheh

Wish one of you would pick up the phone and find out what he wants!! I can't due to hearing loss!