I have no reason whatsoever to think you are lying to us. The only argument anyone can make, considering that you are giving this away for free, is that you are a troll and I really don't think you have put this much energy into trolling us. I am a full grown ass man and have encountered many actual scammers in my life, unfortunately in my own family and I myself am a veteran troll. I do think you're 100% wrong about our tinnitus coming from SIGINT. The spooks target people for a reason and none of us here are target material. Most of the people on this site are total normies that pose zero threat to the spooks. If anyone here is a "conspiracy theorist" it is definitely me, and I have no social status so there would be no reason to target me. Besides, I already know my tinnitus is from chronic aspirin poisoning exacerbated by loud noise.
I just think you need to factor that into your understanding about how and why you 555 timer chaos works. FYI, I have worked extensively with 555 timers, mainly in constructing circuits to time the clocks of basic micro controllers and logic circuits.
I am seriously considering, again, trying this. However, I have damaged my body with aspirin toxicity and am looking more into that at the moment.