lol this was saved in my drafts so i guess i have to post it
The Virgin MPPer:
-Virgins: not just metaphysically speaking.
-Can't articulate themselves at all without liberal use of profanity.
-Says things like 'we're doing meme magick', magical thinkers generally.
- Sincerely thinks non-cure oriented treatments, even posts concerning the same, is "holding things back"
The Chad M Leigh:
-Has intimate relationships, though prefers civilized, platonic connections.
-Raised appropriately in Anglo tradition, does not swear
-Patient experience is rooted in utilizing treatment options available. Lives fulfilling life despite chronic condition.
-Has counseled and corresponded with many tinnitus patients
-No need for headphones, does not use even at low volume