Ah yes, and the department will just move on seamlessly, as hundreds take "resignation," programs and benefits are cut, and those who can find employment elsewhere, usually the most qualified, do so. Human Resources, supporting agencies, and other parts of the system being in complete disarray is just "part of the plan!" Those who remain will somehow pick up the extra workload, and apparently there will be no impact at all.
I am sure you can come up with any number of ways to claim that this is a good thing for the FDA. Or say something like that brain-worm idea, "teenagers have less testosterone than sixty-year-olds today," and then claim someone has the secret cure in a jar that has been hidden from everyone for, checks notes, reasons.
Defunding universities. Anti-science rhetoric. Belittling disabled people or making absurd claims like autistic individuals cannot contribute to society. Cutting grants and research. Anti-vaccine stances, even though some of the most promising future technologies for tinnitus involve those supposedly scary chemicals we are told to fear. Anti-pharmaceutical sentiment, despite the fact that many people with tinnitus also struggle with anxiety or depression.
"This will be good for tinnitus, a condition that very few people already care about!"
Pure idiocy.
Perhaps we can all just hold hands in the sun and pray tinnitus away.