Say Something Punny

[Taylorslay]

Let's lighten the mood. Share a silly joke or pun about anything.

 

[Taylorslay]

I'll start:
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing he just waved.

 

[threefirefour]

I've got a few I've made up:

Anti-vaxxers are missing the point
The story of the bungee jumper ended with a cliff hanger

Ehh. If I think of more I might post it.

 

[threefirefour]

I'll start:
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing he just waved.

The beach probably replied "Hi, tide"

 

[Taylorslay]

The beach probably replied "Hi, tide"

Omfg that was perfect

 

[Ambassador]

The beach probably replied "Hi, tide"

Long time, no sea.

 

[threefirefour]

Long time, no sea.

Glad they met back up. It's important to stay current.

 

[Ambassador]

Glad they met back up. It's important to stay current.

It shore is.

 

[Greg Sacramento]

Anyone hear the story about Jack Tinnitusen ?
I know what everyone is thinking, but his first name really is Jack.
When Jack was 16, his parents told him to " hit the road Jack". So he did.
Jack got a job at a Jack in the Box.
Jack soon quit that job because grease was getting into his ears.
Jack soon got another job, as a Lumber Jack and used a chainsaw.
Dust was getting into his ears sticking to the grease, so Jack quit that job too.
Jack soon found another job for a gold mining company. Jack used a Jack Hammer all day deep down in a mine.
Jack, a Jack of all trades, never got tinnitus from the grease and dust or from a lifetime of very loud occupational noise.
Where is Jack now, we don't care.

Sorry, it's the best that I can do having Jack tinnitus.

 

[threefirefour]

Anyone hear the story about Jack Tinnitusen ?
I know what everyone is thinking, but his first name really is Jack.
When Jack was 16, his parents told him to " hit the road Jack". So he did.
Jack got a job at a Jack in the Box.
Jack soon quit that job because grease was getting into his ears.
Jack soon got another job, as a lumber jack and used a chainsaw.
Dust was getting into his ears sticking to the grease, so Jack quit that job too.
Jack soon found another job for a gold mining company. Jack used a jack hammer all day deep down in a mine.
Jack, a Jack of all trades, never got tinnitus from the grease and dust or from a lifetime of very loud occupational noise.
Where is Jack now, we don't care.

I've never heard the story about Jack Tinnitusen, but the name rings a bell.

 

[Taylorslay]

I hear Tinnitusen has mad whistling skills.

 

[Greg Sacramento]

@Taylorslay I copied that from a Yahoo message board years ago, but I made a couple of small changes. Normally I can't do humor because my loud high pitch T is usually a 10 or catastrophic C1 or C2. I can only post when my T is at a 9/10.

 

[Taylorslay]

@Taylorslay I copied that from a Yahoo message board years ago, but I made a couple of small changes. Normally I can't do humor because my loud high pitch T is usually a 10 or catastrophic C1 or C2. I can only post when my T is at a 9/10.

It's alright post anything you'd like.