Favorite Movie Quotes -> Go!

[erik]

"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal." - Peter La Fleur, Dodgeball

 

[thesaint]

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A."
--Gordon Gekko (portrayed by Michael Douglas), Wall Street (1987-movie).

 

[Geo]

Cant even count to ten and you win the lottery, aint that a bitch" -next friday

Once it hits your lips, its so good so good" -old school

Thats what she said " - michael scott

 

[Danny Boy]

Rainy days, cloudy days, sunny days... which do you like?

Only Yesterday film.

 

[victoria9273]

Blanche Dubois from A Streetcar named Desire
'Maybe we are a long way from being made in God's image, but Stella--my sister--there has been some progress since then! Such things as art--as poetry and music--such kinds of new light have come into the world since then! In some kinds of people tenderer feelings have had some little beginning! That we have got to make grow! And cling to, and hold as our flag! In this dark march toward whatever it is we're approaching. . . . Don't--don't hang back with the brutes!'

This line is so acute and sharp.

 

[Frank.N.Steen]

I did not see this thread before (well, now) as I posted some of my favorite quotes by Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China (1986) in the other quote thread.

Anyway, here are some of my all time favorite movie quotes:

"Don't push it or I'll give you a war that you wont' believe!"
John J. Rambo - First Blood (1982)

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."
Jack Carter - Get Carter (1971)

"Had man not been given to invention and experiment, then tonight, sir, you would have eaten your dinner in a cave. You would've strewn the bones about the floor then wiped your fingers on a coat of animal skin. In fact, your lapels do look a bit greasy. Good night."
Baron Victor von Frankenstein - Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)

"I know you're in there, old man! Listen up, mister! That piece of scum barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn! I find one more- just one- I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut!"
Mark Rumsfield - The 'Burbs (1989)

"If they told you wolverines make good house pets, would you believe them?"
Del Griffith - Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music."
Chip Douglas - The Cable Guy (1996)

"Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken shit gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you turn it, that's what you want to do, right?"
John Matrix - Commando (1985)

"I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it."
Vincent - Gattaca (1997)

 

[Aficianado]

"The next screw that falls out is gonna be you". -Assistant principal Richard Vernon to John Bender in "The Breakfast Club"

 

[Mr Worried]

"One day the AIs are going to look back on us the same way we look at fossil skeletons on the plains of Africa. An upright ape living in dust with crude language and tools, all set for extinction"

-Nathan from Ex Machina

Sad and likely very accurate. The rate at which AI will evolve will likely outpace us by a large amount, given that our molecular and genetic techniques are still depressingly primitive.

 

[.bill]

The Missouri Breaks
Do you think life is like a mountain railroad
Well life ain't like anything I've ever seen before

 

[.bill]

You can ask me anything about anything and I can answer because I've had time to think about it
Sylvan Hart
The Last Mountain Man

 

[summ]

Native American chieftain in A Million Ways to Die in the West:
"There is an ancient proverb among my people: Sometimes the only way for man to find true happiness is to take drugs in a group."

 

[Jazzer]

Alan Barnes child actor in:

"Whistle Down the Wind."

"It's not Jesus - he's just a fella."

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

How do you know they are North Vietnamese? That's easy, you just lead them a bit more.

- Door gunner in Vietnam.

 

[Leila]

V for Vendetta: Thank you, but I'd rather die behind the chemical shed.

 

[DaveFromChicago]

"If you plan on committing a murder, just remember that there are 100 ways of getting caught; a genius can think of 50 of them, and you're no genius."

Mickey O'Rourke to William Hurt in "Body Heat" (1981).

"I'm so stressed that I am going to need a Valium the size of a hockey puck."

Woody Allen in "Broadway Danny Rose" (1984).

"I thought Mr. Clutter was a very fine gentleman. I thought so even up until the second I cut
his throat."

Robert Blake as Perry in the film adaptation of Capote's "In Cold Blood" (1967).

"He broke from them and then he broke from himself; I had never seen a man so broken."

Martin Sheen regarding Marlon Brando in "Apocalypse Now" (1980).

 

[Steph1710]

"Never go FULL retard".

Tropic Thunder.

I used the quote a lot - which is probably really offensive.

 

[aot]

"Why do we fall?"
"So we learn to pick ourselves back up."

Batman Begins.

 

[aot]

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?"

Clerks.

 

[Leila]

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?"

Clerks.

Might as well be taken from a Steel Panther song

 

[Damocles]

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?"

Clerks.

That's the only scene in that movie I like, and yes, it's a gem.

 

[Damocles]

Commando (1985)

 

[aura]

"Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five."

 

[DaveFromChicago]

To Elmer B Fuddled:

The actual quote was taken from Michael Herr's Vietnam book "Dispatches".

A reporter asked a helicopter door gunner:
"How can you shoot women and children?"

The door gunner:
"It's easy - you just don't lead them so much."

Herr said that this was actually said by a real door gunner to a reporter.

 

[DaveFromChicago]

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here - this is the War Room."

Dr. Strangelove (1964).

 

[Steph1710]

Might as well be taken from a Steel Panther song

I am so glad I'm not the only woman who knows of Steel Panther.

 

[Leila]

I am so glad I'm not the only woman who knows of Steel Panther.

As fruity and non PC as their lyrics are, they are also extremely clever and funny. I would have appreciated if-clauses a lot more if our teacher had us practice them with lines from If I was the King

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

To Elmer B Fuddled:

The actual quote was taken from Michael Herr's Vietnam book "Dispatches".

A reporter asked a helicopter door gunner:
"How can you shoot women and children?"

The door gunner:
"It's easy - you just don't lead them so much."

Herr said that this was actually said by a real door gunner to a reporter.

Yep, you are correct, thanks for clearing that.

 

[Damocles]

Anakin Skywalker - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

 

[Damocles]

"Good"



Emperor Palpatine - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

 

[Damocles]

The Karate Kid (1984)