-Winston Hoyt,
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
Hoyt: Uncle Monty, I love you. You know that, and I always do what's right by you, don't I? And you trust me, don't you?
Monty: Yeah, I trust you. Just do something.
Hoyt: Take care of you. Get in here, boy!
Monty: Uh! Ow! Oh, I'm sorry.
Hoyt: Tommy! Now, this ain't gonna hurt...
Monty: Huh?
Hoyt: ...much.
Mama: What's that on your face?
Hoyt: Mama, you get over there and hold Uncle Monty.
Mama: Why?
Hoyt: 'Cause he ain't gonna like this much. That's why.
Monty: No! What the f*** is this?
Hoyt: Surgery. Come on, Tommy.
Monty: No! Oh my God!
Hoyt: Oh, bullshit. Look at that! Now, Tommy, that's goddamn sloppy. That'll get infected.
Even him up. Come on.
Monty: Huh? What?
Hoyt: There you go. Nice work, Tommy.
Mama: What did you do that for?
Hoyt: Balance. I'll get Tommy to wrap this up.
Just adding this in case anyone ever wants
Sheriff Hoyt to
"even up" their
unilateral tinnitus.