Apparently there will never be a Dank Fortnite Dance thread. Lame! Mods told me I have to get along with the old people on here regardless of your ability to yeet. Also got myself banned to just using general chat. Double Lame! I'll repost my introduction story here since it was removed because it was too dank and i was dropping truth bombs on the other posters.
My name is fourfrostfive. Named myself after I saw someone named
@threefirefour on here and thought how he looked like a default skin wearer in fortnite, So to one up him I named myself fourfrostfive. My other nick names and online personas are Yeetmaster & Dank Dancer. I am a professional dancer, but i mainly do the fortnite dances. I won my schools talent show by doing all the dances in fortnite without making any mistakes. I know you guys would prob break a hip if you even tried. #dabonthehaters
The story of how I got tinnitus is as follows. I was at my friend cody's house for some dank fortnite teams. We were dropping
FAT YEETs left and right while blasting some lilpump and lilxan. I know you old people prob don't know who they are, but rest assured they are better than jimi hendrix and the rolling stones combined. anyway it is tradition that when we get kills we all jump up in real life and do our favorite fornite dance. My favorite is obviously the floss so I can floss on the haters all day left and right. Anyway we dropped a stinky yeet on the last team and won the game. Obviously in the hype of the moment I jump on my bros couch and start doing the fastest most intense floss dance the world had prob ever seen. Unfortunately, my friend kyle had spilled some mountain dew code red on the couch and during my floss of the century i started to fall forward toward codys glass table. My friends tried to grab me and pulled my arms back, but they were too late. Fortunately for me before my face smashed into the glass table shattering it, my boy andrew pushed the bowl of cheetos in front of me protecting my face from being scratched by the glass. The best part was that they were flaming hot cheetos which are my favorite. Ever since then I have had somatic tinnitus because of the pain in my neck from the injury.
I do plan on continuing to pursue my dream as a professional dancer regardless of T because of the god sent TRT that I am receiving. I see a lot of you haters hating on TRT & Jastreboof, but imma just dab on you all to block out the noise. I know you won't believe me, like my science teacher doesn't believe the earth is flat, it is what it is.
anyway, my mom took away my xbox because I was busting some FAt Yeets at school and got in trouble so here I am.