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Are you getting me in trouble again?? haha
We all know who's being doing all the whippings on this thread...
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Are you getting me in trouble again?? haha
We all know who's being doing all the whippings on this thread...
"That's right- you tell 'em Once !!!"Jazz, Jazz....
Are you getting me into trouble again?? haha
We all know who's being doing all the whippings on this thread...
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"Trouble is Once - I can crack the whip,
but I look dreadful with all that fancy gear on - and those bloody stockings make my legs itch.....!!"
Jazz, Jazz....
Are you getting me in trouble again?? haha
We all know who's being doing all the whippings on this thread...
Rolling my eyes..ughhhh
.....er folks....I just had a brainwave.
(Don't all snigger...I do have one sometimes.)
As well as posting pictures of our 'fizzogs'
(18th century English slang abbreviation of physiognomy - meaning face or countenance)
we could also include opportunities to relate some of our riveting experiences and anecdotes.
We are too far apart to play 'footsy' under the table - so it might be a nice intimate way of getting to know each other better.
Now whadayathink ??
(Don't all snigger...I do have one sometimes.)
As well as posting pictures of our 'fizzogs'
(18th century English slang abbreviation of physiognomy - meaning face or countenance)
we could also include opportunities to relate some of our riveting experiences and anecdotes.
We are too far apart to play 'footsy' under the table - so it might be a nice intimate way of getting to know each other better.
Now whadayathink ??
bobvann
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Did you guys meet my Goldie? It is 12 years old, not bad for a carnival fish, so all your cats can't eat him. I know he looks like good sushi. I'm allergic to animals.
In the absence of any new recruits, I did threaten another rotten joke.
For the benefit of any Sunday School teachers I should just mention that the story contains one strong expletive.
However, it is uttered by a prisoner standing in the dock awaiting sentence.
(ie. nothing to do with me etc...)
For the benefit of any Sunday School teachers I should just mention that the story contains one strong expletive.
However, it is uttered by a prisoner standing in the dock awaiting sentence.
(ie. nothing to do with me etc...)
Elmer B Fuddled
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- Feb 11, 2019
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Ok when I was a lot younger than I am now, growing up in idaho wilds two old Italian ranchers lived a mile away. Old Grandfather Mike had 2 grandsons, my age. These 2 old Italians had been on that ranch forever.
Well us 3 lads being the boys we were, we discovered 2 sticks of dynamite and some fused blasting caps. Now what shall we do with our great find. It being school time, when one of the lads said,"let's blow the road up that will stop the bus."
Ok neat idea, so well as you may figure, we had no clue, so we stuck the 2 sticks into a rock wall on the old dirt road and lit em off. Damn, it didn't do anything but make aloud boom. And 3 score asses after the old grandad caught us. But that didn't stop us, a week later we discovered their hidden wine in the root cellar. We drank a bottle and staggered out the root cellar only to be caught again. I was grounded for a week, the other 2 were made to clean chicken coop, and shovel cow shit from the barn.
But we surely had some fun.
Well us 3 lads being the boys we were, we discovered 2 sticks of dynamite and some fused blasting caps. Now what shall we do with our great find. It being school time, when one of the lads said,"let's blow the road up that will stop the bus."
Ok neat idea, so well as you may figure, we had no clue, so we stuck the 2 sticks into a rock wall on the old dirt road and lit em off. Damn, it didn't do anything but make aloud boom. And 3 score asses after the old grandad caught us. But that didn't stop us, a week later we discovered their hidden wine in the root cellar. We drank a bottle and staggered out the root cellar only to be caught again. I was grounded for a week, the other 2 were made to clean chicken coop, and shovel cow shit from the barn.
But we surely had some fun.
Elmer B Fuddled
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Ok, one more. Another bright idea by the Delta Idaho gang. The 2 lads and myself were off fishing one afternoon and after we had our over the limit of fish we went up to where the lads were staying. As we walked up the driveway, didn't we notice a new Pontiac car parked. Now we thought who owns that? Seems the lads parents bought it.
After looking it over, we went off to clean the fish. Whilst cleaning, the older of the lads said, "I have a really good idea."
"And what would that be" as I noticed the devilment in his eyes.
"You noticed that they left the keys in the car?" Back then everyone left keys in the car.
"What say we take er for a ride." Not now, tonight, let's sneak out and go to town in it cruise a bit."
The closest town 18 miles over a mountain pass winding curves, steep descent. The only driving we did was in the old jeep to pick hay up in the fields, first gear only. "That's a keen idea, let's meet at 11 tonight and take it for a ride," said the young brother. I'm thinking this could turn into a real disaster, but hey we are kids what could possibly go wrong?
11 PM I'm standing in the driveway waiting, soon the 2 lads appear from the house, quietly approaching.
"Hop in, we will coast it down the driveway, start it up and head for town." And so we did, but we didn't get to town. From behind came a truck, "oh shit, here comes our dad, I'm positive it's his truck."
Yep, sure as the wind blows, here's dad, honking his horn to stop us. Which we did. Now its over, we will never be allowed to leave our homes.
And didn't he drop me off at my house, woke the parents made me explain what we did, and after explaining and the other parent left my world came to an abrupt end. Grounded for the summer stay away from the two cohorts of crime, and stack firewood all summer, feed the farm animals shovel horse shit, cut the garden, and to top it all, no fishing.
Lesson learned? Hell no.
After looking it over, we went off to clean the fish. Whilst cleaning, the older of the lads said, "I have a really good idea."
"And what would that be" as I noticed the devilment in his eyes.
"You noticed that they left the keys in the car?" Back then everyone left keys in the car.
"What say we take er for a ride." Not now, tonight, let's sneak out and go to town in it cruise a bit."
The closest town 18 miles over a mountain pass winding curves, steep descent. The only driving we did was in the old jeep to pick hay up in the fields, first gear only. "That's a keen idea, let's meet at 11 tonight and take it for a ride," said the young brother. I'm thinking this could turn into a real disaster, but hey we are kids what could possibly go wrong?
11 PM I'm standing in the driveway waiting, soon the 2 lads appear from the house, quietly approaching.
"Hop in, we will coast it down the driveway, start it up and head for town." And so we did, but we didn't get to town. From behind came a truck, "oh shit, here comes our dad, I'm positive it's his truck."
Yep, sure as the wind blows, here's dad, honking his horn to stop us. Which we did. Now its over, we will never be allowed to leave our homes.
And didn't he drop me off at my house, woke the parents made me explain what we did, and after explaining and the other parent left my world came to an abrupt end. Grounded for the summer stay away from the two cohorts of crime, and stack firewood all summer, feed the farm animals shovel horse shit, cut the garden, and to top it all, no fishing.
Lesson learned? Hell no.
Hi MBH!!!Did you guys meet my Goldie? It is 12 years old, not bad for a carnival fish, so all your cats can't eat him. I know he looks like good sushi. I'm allergic to animals.
Welcome to our photo album.
How cute is Goldie!
I have a couple of betas, neons, guppies, zebras...love them.
Had a goldie, but he died.
Anyways, where's your picture Missy???
Please, before @Jazzer posts another cheesy joke!!
Great story Elmer.
My own upbringing was so desolate that I could never have managed that degree of abandon.
Elmer B Fuddled
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Ahh @Jazzer being a kid in and near wilderness we had to find things to do. Maybe not always with thought or consequences but we were kids. Memories of it brings a nostalgic warmth over me. We fished we hunted and life was simple.
A timely warning OnceHi MBH!!!
Welcome to our photo album.
How cute is Goldie!
I have a couple of betas, neons, guppies, zebras...love them.
Had a goldie, but he died.
Anyways, where's your picture Missy???
Please, before @Jazzer posts another cheesy joke!!
- I've got a real corker
lined up ready . . x
@OnceUponaTime - what are we gonna do to drum up business?
The line's gone dead again.
We are accepting photos, anecdotes, jokes, etc...
and the crowd are still staying away in their droves.
Don't they realise we are particularly nice people, and all that?
Do I seriously have to threaten another rotten joke??
I dunno........?
The line's gone dead again.
We are accepting photos, anecdotes, jokes, etc...
and the crowd are still staying away in their droves.
Don't they realise we are particularly nice people, and all that?
Do I seriously have to threaten another rotten joke??
I dunno........?
Eloy Resendez Jr
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I don't get it. Why is the judge pretending that the criminal hasn't insulted the court and not jumping at the opportunity to increase the sentence?
The joke is in the ridiculous notion that the judge would not recognise that the clerk's response was incongruous with the importance of his office.
It's called 'humour' Bill.
Elmer B Fuddled
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@OnceUponaTime ok time for you to get out the whip and your GPS to find those hidden folks and get their pictures up. Last thing we want is @Jazzer coming up with his jokes.
@OnceUponaTime
- as the Tinnitus Talk Family Album seems to have run it's course and essentially fizzled out through lack of interest from the membership, I can feel another rotten joke coming on, just to 'while away the time.'
I am currently fighting against it, but it could burst forth at any moment...
(you have been warned etc....)x
- as the Tinnitus Talk Family Album seems to have run it's course and essentially fizzled out through lack of interest from the membership, I can feel another rotten joke coming on, just to 'while away the time.'
I am currently fighting against it, but it could burst forth at any moment...
(you have been warned etc....)x
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