Trump:
The election is rigged, unless I win.
The news is fake, unless it's flattering.
I'm rich, but you can't see my taxes.
I'm successful, but my businesses fail.
Nepotism is bad, unless it's my family.
My staff is the best... until I fire them.
I'm a convicted felon, but at least I can still work at McDonalds.
Everything is hoax, unless I say otherwise or tweet it, like those Haitian migrants eating cats and dogs. This is true.
I will lie and say anything in order to get elected—Migrants eating pet cats and dogs, FEMA's Hurricane relief response, wind turbines causing cancer, etc—.
I'm a patriot, but I dodged the draft 5 times, while also calling our war heroes (John McCain) and veterans who died in combat suckers and losers.
I need generals that Hitler had, so I can take out the enemy from within.
I love dictators and I aspire to be like my boyfriends Putin, Kim Jong un, and Orban.
I'm infatuated with Arnold Palmer's penis.
Is this your king, Trump cultists?
It's kind of pathetic that you have to edit images to manufacture support for your candidate. Clint Eastwood is 94 and, unfortunately, not quite as handsome these days. Besides, he ditched Trump and
endorsed Bloomberg in 2020.
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The party of "law and order" voting for a convicted felon. Yup, sounds about right...