Chit Chat and All That...

#3,661
Zugzug said:
Since I'm the wholesome counterbalance to this ship:

Companionship + empathy > sex.

Adding "sex" to both sides...

Companionship + empathy + sex > 2 * sex.

Sorry, had to do it. Anyways, I'm far more scared of dying lonely than deprived of getting off...
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I'm also scared of dying lonely.

But I am also realistic.

There is a big chance of dying lonely.
 
#3,665
aura said:
I'm also scared of dying lonely.

But I am also realistic.

There is a big chance of dying lonely.
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I hope you find companionship with your husband and daughter. I also have a daughter, which in this depraved state, also happens to be my cat. They grow up so fast.
 
#3,669
Zugzug said:
Since I'm the wholesome counterbalance to this ship:

Companionship + empathy > sex.

Adding "sex" to both sides...

Companionship + empathy + sex > 2 * sex.

Sorry, had to do it. Anyways, I'm far more scared of dying lonely than deprived of getting off...
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If you keep saying stuff like this, it's a good chance you achieve both :)
aura said:
That reminds me of something i found in a thrift shop a few years ago :p

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I'll make sure to scrub down with that if I ever get laid again :)
 
#3,670
Exit said:
He's disgusted with Miss Stephens masturbating all over the place like a 1-year-old dog :D

Blankets, chairs, teddy bears, feet...

The good news is Miss Stephens sounds an awful lot better tonight :)
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I've never seen my wife masturbate. I think she told me she tried it once in her life. I'm like wtf lol alien.
 
#3,671
aura said:
So like... She has no libido because of birth control, but what does she need birth control for if she doesn't have a libido anymore?

*confused*
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Yeah I've told her that lol. I don't even initiate but the last time it just happened out of the blue on the couch. My son's camera picked up our noises and I used that to fap later. Don't hate haha.
 
#3,672
Wow! Racy thread. Very entertaining. Thank you for the break from my depression.

@Steph1710, sorry you are ill. You are such an inspiration. Feel better soon. Then I want to hear the story behind all your broken bones.

@aura, nursing a bad sprained ankle myself. Happened the first
day of vacation. No beach for me. Was stuck in my vacation home working since there's nothing else to do while immobile and my ears screaming away. Hope you heal quickly.
 
#3,675
Jaysus I was just getting ready to continue our adventure with the 4 amigos in Southern Spain but after reading all this I can't compete. Carry on, miss Stephens has really turned the story around. Along with the cleaning lady adding her photo of the perfect date. And the rest of ya discussing self abuse. Time to enter a psychologist into this mess.
 
#3,676
Forever hopeful said:
Wow! Racy thread. Very entertaining. Thank you for the break from my depression.

@Steph1710, sorry you are ill. You are such an inspiration. Feel better soon. Then I want to hear the story behind all your broken bones.

@aura, nursing a bad sprained ankle myself. Happened the first
day of vacation. No beach for me. Was stuck in my vacation home working since there's nothing else to do while immobile and my ears screaming away. Hope you heal quickly.
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Ahhhaaa the psychologist has entered this disturbing group of tinnitus sufferers. Get 'em lined up and find out what went wrong.
 
#3,679
aura said:
Why do you think that is happening?

Usually it's the other way around.

Interesting topic to debate. If it's ok with you. :)
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I have always had an incredibly high sex drive. Every time I get with someone, I warn them, and they tell me not to worry because they will "tire me out". Ha! They all lie, because that never happens.

Well I will have to give my current partner credit where it is due. He gives me a good run for my money, but we've been living with his parents since lockdown (usually we live in our van) and since we've been back, he won't have sex with me :( I've had it twice in a year and a half.

I'm hoping when we're back in the van again, I will have it all the time. Before, we used to put whole days aside for just 'doing it'. It took up hours of our time lol.
 
#3,681
Exit said:
He's disgusted with Miss Stephens masturbating all over the place like a 1-year-old dog :D
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He actually is. I enjoy telling him because I know he hates it.
Exit said:
Blankets, chairs, teddy bears, feet...
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That's pretty accurate to be fair. :cool:
Exit said:
The good news is Miss Stephens sounds an awful lot better tonight :)
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Yeah :) Starting to feel better. I actually slept last night. Yay!
Exit said:
I'm soon a decade without :D

Who can beat that :) ?

I sometimes think I'm more or less a virgin again :D
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I honestly don't know what to say. I am in shock. I once went 6 months, and thought I would die. I was so sexually frustrated, that even lampposts started to look attractive :LOL:

Well if I were single, and you were willing, I'd come over and 'jump your bones' just to get you over your dry patch - so to speak. :ROFL:
 
#3,682
Steph1710 said:
If it gives you some comfort, I've broken my knees, had knee operations, broken my ankle and my leg twice, as well as tearing the ligaments AND I can still run, walk, climb etc. Healing takes a long time. Try not to rush things. I'm sure you'll be absolutely fine. :love:
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Wow!

That really gives me hope! :love:
 
#3,683
Exit said:
Maybe @aura in reality is a big tanned hunk catfishing us to make minced meat of our poor bums...? :O
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Maybe I am.

But the big question here is... who are you, Mr Exit? :pompous:

As for me,what you see is what you get! ;)

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#3,688
Kinda hot and heavy in here. Someone should open a window and let all the steam out! :ROFL:

Sorry for just looking and not touching. :confused:

I've been rather depressed lately, and dealing with lots of bullshit personally.

But I'm trying my best to get through it. My hyperacusis setback is finally starting to improve, and my tinnitus was the lowest it's ever been this morning! So maybe things are finally looking up for me. :rockingbanana:
 
#3,689
aot said:
Kinda hot and heavy in here. Someone should open a window and let all the steam out! :ROFL:
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Yay! @aot my favourite man! I've missed you. :love:
aot said:
Sorry for just looking and not touching. :confused:
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Don't worry - there's always that one guy at an orgy who just sits there and watches in the corner. ;)
aot said:
I've been rather depressed lately, and dealing with lots of bullshit personally.
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Sorry to hear that. *hugs*. I've been the same, although I rarely show it on here. I was so stressed last week and this week, that I actually became ill. So I can sympathise. :huganimation:
aot said:
But I'm trying my best to get through it. My hyperacusis setback is finally starting to improve, and my tinnitus was the lowest it's ever been this morning! So maybe things are finally looking up for me. :rockingbanana:
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AMAZING!! I'm SO pleased. It's about time you had some luck!

Love you xoxox
 

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