Chit Chat and All That...

[aura]

Since I'm the wholesome counterbalance to this ship:

Companionship + empathy > sex.

Adding "sex" to both sides...

Companionship + empathy + sex > 2 * sex.

Sorry, had to do it. Anyways, I'm far more scared of dying lonely than deprived of getting off...

I'm also scared of dying lonely.

But I am also realistic.

There is a big chance of dying lonely.

 

[aura]

I'll take it!

Yes will do as soon as my 12 tinnitus tones exit.

12 tinnitus tones?

Not interested, thanks!

 

[aura]

teddy bears, feet...

Jesus!!

 

[aura]

I mean the wife doesn't have a libido because of birth control but she's cool about it, saying "just pump away" lmao.

Just isn't the same lol.

So like... She has no libido because of birth control, but what does she need birth control for if she doesn't have a libido anymore?

*confused*

 

[Zugzug]

I'm also scared of dying lonely.

But I am also realistic.

There is a big chance of dying lonely.

I hope you find companionship with your husband and daughter. I also have a daughter, which in this depraved state, also happens to be my cat. They grow up so fast.

 

[aura]

He's disgusted with Miss Stephens masturbating all over the place like a 1-year-old dog

Blankets, chairs, teddy bears, feet...

The good news is Miss Stephens sounds an awful lot better tonight

Miss @Steph1710, is that true?

Have you used & abused that teddy bear?

 

[Exit]

12 tinnitus tones?

Not interested, thanks!

My baseline is only 8 tones

 

[aura]

So like... She has no libido because of birth control, but what does she need birth control for if she doesn't have a libido anymore?

*confused*

Seems like a logic/math problem for me.

@Zugzug, you're good with these.

 

[Exit]

Since I'm the wholesome counterbalance to this ship:

Companionship + empathy > sex.

Adding "sex" to both sides...

Companionship + empathy + sex > 2 * sex.

Sorry, had to do it. Anyways, I'm far more scared of dying lonely than deprived of getting off...

If you keep saying stuff like this, it's a good chance you achieve both

That reminds me of something i found in a thrift shop a few years ago

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I'll make sure to scrub down with that if I ever get laid again

 

[Wrfortiscue]

He's disgusted with Miss Stephens masturbating all over the place like a 1-year-old dog

Blankets, chairs, teddy bears, feet...

The good news is Miss Stephens sounds an awful lot better tonight

I've never seen my wife masturbate. I think she told me she tried it once in her life. I'm like wtf lol alien.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

So like... She has no libido because of birth control, but what does she need birth control for if she doesn't have a libido anymore?

*confused*

Yeah I've told her that lol. I don't even initiate but the last time it just happened out of the blue on the couch. My son's camera picked up our noises and I used that to fap later. Don't hate haha.

 

[Forever hopeful]

Wow! Racy thread. Very entertaining. Thank you for the break from my depression.

@Steph1710, sorry you are ill. You are such an inspiration. Feel better soon. Then I want to hear the story behind all your broken bones.

@aura, nursing a bad sprained ankle myself. Happened the first
day of vacation. No beach for me. Was stuck in my vacation home working since there's nothing else to do while immobile and my ears screaming away. Hope you heal quickly.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

My baseline is only 8 tones

I think one of these ladies needs to ease that tension between your legs lol. I'm sure you can expel a couple of tones as well.

 

[aura]

Well I know I'm ill, because I'm usually a five-a-day girl

Training for the Olympics or something?

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Jaysus I was just getting ready to continue our adventure with the 4 amigos in Southern Spain but after reading all this I can't compete. Carry on, miss Stephens has really turned the story around. Along with the cleaning lady adding her photo of the perfect date. And the rest of ya discussing self abuse. Time to enter a psychologist into this mess.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Wow! Racy thread. Very entertaining. Thank you for the break from my depression.

@Steph1710, sorry you are ill. You are such an inspiration. Feel better soon. Then I want to hear the story behind all your broken bones.

@aura, nursing a bad sprained ankle myself. Happened the first
day of vacation. No beach for me. Was stuck in my vacation home working since there's nothing else to do while immobile and my ears screaming away. Hope you heal quickly.

Ahhhaaa the psychologist has entered this disturbing group of tinnitus sufferers. Get 'em lined up and find out what went wrong.

 

[Steph1710]

My son's camera picked up our noises and I used that to fap later. Don't hate haha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM DYING!

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

That reminds me of something i found in a thrift shop a few years ago

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I don't know but that soap looks scary. Cid you open to check for electrical devices? Serious, Virginity Soap? Maybe in the fine print it reads for virginal use only? Haaa Pink Rose's, what a come on.

 

[Steph1710]

Why do you think that is happening?

Usually it's the other way around.

Interesting topic to debate. If it's ok with you.

I have always had an incredibly high sex drive. Every time I get with someone, I warn them, and they tell me not to worry because they will "tire me out". Ha! They all lie, because that never happens.

Well I will have to give my current partner credit where it is due. He gives me a good run for my money, but we've been living with his parents since lockdown (usually we live in our van) and since we've been back, he won't have sex with me I've had it twice in a year and a half.

I'm hoping when we're back in the van again, I will have it all the time. Before, we used to put whole days aside for just 'doing it'. It took up hours of our time lol.

 

[aura]

@aura, nursing a bad sprained ankle myself. Happened the first

Sorry to hear that.

How many days ago exactly?

 

[Steph1710]

He's disgusted with Miss Stephens masturbating all over the place like a 1-year-old dog

He actually is. I enjoy telling him because I know he hates it.

Blankets, chairs, teddy bears, feet...

That's pretty accurate to be fair.

The good news is Miss Stephens sounds an awful lot better tonight

Yeah Starting to feel better. I actually slept last night. Yay!

I'm soon a decade without

Who can beat that ?

I sometimes think I'm more or less a virgin again

I honestly don't know what to say. I am in shock. I once went 6 months, and thought I would die. I was so sexually frustrated, that even lampposts started to look attractive

Well if I were single, and you were willing, I'd come over and 'jump your bones' just to get you over your dry patch - so to speak.

 

[aura]

If it gives you some comfort, I've broken my knees, had knee operations, broken my ankle and my leg twice, as well as tearing the ligaments AND I can still run, walk, climb etc. Healing takes a long time. Try not to rush things. I'm sure you'll be absolutely fine.

Wow!

That really gives me hope!

 

[aura]

Maybe @aura in reality is a big tanned hunk catfishing us to make minced meat of our poor bums...? :O

Maybe I am.

But the big question here is... who are you, Mr Exit?

As for me,what you see is what you get!

 

[Steph1710]

But the big question here is... who are you, Mr Exit?

Yeah - where's all the photos of you!? The good, the bad, the ugly - we wanna see them.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Maybe I am.

But the big question here is... who are you, Mr Exit?

As for me,what you see is what you get!

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Oh I know you. I've seen you before back in 67 after eating a little pill shaped like an owl.

 

[aura]

Well if I were single, and you were willing, I'd come over and 'jump your bones' just to get you over your dry patch - so to speak.

Jeezzus

That's it, I'm cured.
I don't have tinnitus anymore

I'm so happy I found you guys!
So sick and twisted... just like me!!

 

[Steph1710]

I'm so happy I found you guys!
So sick and twisted... just like me!!

So much love for all of us <3 <3 <3

We're such a messed up bunch… and I love it!

 

[aot]

Kinda hot and heavy in here. Someone should open a window and let all the steam out!

Sorry for just looking and not touching.

I've been rather depressed lately, and dealing with lots of bullshit personally.

But I'm trying my best to get through it. My hyperacusis setback is finally starting to improve, and my tinnitus was the lowest it's ever been this morning! So maybe things are finally looking up for me.

 

[Steph1710]

Kinda hot and heavy in here. Someone should open a window and let all the steam out!

Yay! @aot my favourite man! I've missed you.

Sorry for just looking and not touching.

Don't worry - there's always that one guy at an orgy who just sits there and watches in the corner.

I've been rather depressed lately, and dealing with lots of bullshit personally.

Sorry to hear that. *hugs*. I've been the same, although I rarely show it on here. I was so stressed last week and this week, that I actually became ill. So I can sympathise.

But I'm trying my best to get through it. My hyperacusis setback is finally starting to improve, and my tinnitus was the lowest it's ever been this morning! So maybe things are finally looking up for me.

AMAZING!! I'm SO pleased. It's about time you had some luck!

Love you xoxox

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Yeah - where's all the photos of you!? The good, the bad, the ugly - we wanna see them.

He isn't allowed a camera. As far as I know, him and his three friends are still in the gay hotel in Southern Spain doing only who knows what.