Chit Chat and All That...

[Steph1710]

No guys and girls! I am still here! I've been so busy with work and uni that I haven't had a moments rest!

And... to top things off - I am now ILL
I have an exhibition due to open on Friday and all I can do is lay in bed. It's been a very rough week.

Anyway, keep writing my sordid stories - I am enjoying it. I'll be back with you all next week. I've also been writing my own smut that I'll share with you.

Love to you all! <3

P.S all this talk of @aura and me, is making me wanna go out and score some p#*sy.

 

[Exit]

Group "hug" to everyone

So sorry you got ill @Steph1710.

WE LOVE YOU TOO

FYI, you people in Europe, thunderstorm over big parts next 24 hours. And not a dirty one but a real one, so muff up people!

 

[aura]

No guys and girls! I am still here! I've been so busy with work and uni that I haven't had a moments rest!

And... to top things off - I am now ILL
I have an exhibition due to open on Friday and all I can do is lay in bed. It's been a very rough week.

Anyway, keep writing my sordid stories - I am enjoying it. I'll be back with you all next week. I've also been writing my own smut that I'll share with you.

Love to you all! <3

P.S all this talk of @aura and me, is making me wanna go out and score some p#*sy.

Oh, @Steph1710, please come back! I'm trying my best here, but... it's just not the same without you!

Everybody is missing you, especially Mr. Exit!
Yes, he is laughing at my jokes, but you, my dear, are his first love!

That being said, please keep your fingers crossed for me.

It's gonna be a loooong night.
Tinnitus spike... Ears hissing like a rabid cat!

Plus, I'm sad and worried about the foot thing.
I know it's way too early to draw a conclusion, but there's no way I'm gonna be walking by my own the next weeks.

I tried to put the foot on the ground and hurts like hell.
I'm not even talking of things like running or exercising...

I really had big plans for this summer, but... I guess that's life.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Tinnitus spike... Ears hissing like a rabid cat!

Plus, I'm sad and worried about the foot thing.
I know it's way too early to draw a conclusion, but there's no way I'm gonna be walking by my own the next weeks.

I tried to put the foot on the ground and hurts like hell.
I'm not even talking of things like running or exercising...

I really had big plans for this summer, but... I guess that's life.

Sorry to hear that.

 

[Exit]

Everybody is missing you, especially Mr. Exit!
Yes, he is laughing at my jokes, but you, my dear, are his first love!

That being said, please keep your fingers crossed for me.

Don't worry babe!
You're my viagra now!

I really had big plans for this summer, but... I guess that's life.

WHAT!!?
What plans!!!???
You never told me about no plans!!!

Oh, @Steph1710, please come back! I'm trying my best here, but... it's just not the same without you!

Oh... I see....

Guess we old dogs are left here to fiddle our own flutes when you, the tattoo girl and miss Stephens, run away, tits, twats and feet okay...

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Chapter 2.

Enter the ladies sitting over cups of coffee discussing the good Dr. @aot and how he ripped them apart with his sexual behaviour.

Impressed, @aura, the cleaning lady, replied to the two ladies, that not only her foot was sore but her other parts were burning with withdrawal from that encounter and said she needed a break from this play. Miss Stephens and the young lady both agreed that between the two of them they hadn't had enough yet and decided that they would take on miss Stephens' neighbour, the car salesman. Big, strong, handsome, brute with hard eyes and built like a brick shit house. Although miss Stephens has run out of blue candy, @Exit, the nice guy he is, has given the two ladies seven boxes of the wonder drug Viagra. "Oh goody," they cried. Let's meander on over to the neighbour and bring some wine. The young lady turned to @aura and invited her to join in. No was the answer, my two holes hurt. And so the two bad ass girls leave.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Chapter 2.

Enter the ladies sitting over cups of coffee discussing the good Dr. @aot and how he ripped them apart with his sexual behaviour.

Impressed, @aura, the cleaning lady, replied to the two ladies, that not only her foot was sore but her other parts were burning with withdrawal from that encounter and said she needed a break from this play. Miss Stephens and the young lady both agreed that between the two of them they hadn't had enough yet and decided that they would take on miss Stephens' neighbour, the car salesman. Big, strong, handsome, brute with hard eyes and built like a brick shit house. Although miss Stephens has run out of blue candy, @Exit, the nice guy he is, has given the two ladies seven boxes of the wonder drug Viagra. "Oh goody," they cried. Let's meander on over to the neighbour and bring some wine. The young lady turned to @aura and invited her to join in. No was the answer, my two holes hurt. And so the two bad ass girls leave.

Are you the viagra spokesperson haha.

 

[aura]

Chapter 2.

Enter the ladies sitting over cups of coffee discussing the good Dr. @aot and how he ripped them apart with his sexual behaviour.

Impressed, @aura, the cleaning lady, replied to the two ladies, that not only her foot was sore but her other parts were burning with withdrawal from that encounter and said she needed a break from this play. Miss Stephens and the young lady both agreed that between the two of them they hadn't had enough yet and decided that they would take on miss Stephens' neighbour, the car salesman. Big, strong, handsome, brute with hard eyes and built like a brick shit house. Although miss Stephens has run out of blue candy, @Exit, the nice guy he is, has given the two ladies seven boxes of the wonder drug Viagra. "Oh goody," they cried. Let's meander on over to the neighbour and bring some wine. The young lady turned to @aura and invited her to join in. No was the answer, my two holes hurt. And so the two bad ass girls leave.

Yes!

We're back in business!

 

[aura]

Are you the viagra spokesperson haha.

Only the best Viagra spokesperson

 

[Exit]

Chapter 2.

Enter the ladies sitting over cups of coffee discussing the good Dr. @aot and how he ripped them apart with his sexual behaviour.

Impressed, @aura, the cleaning lady, replied to the two ladies, that not only her foot was sore but her other parts were burning with withdrawal from that encounter and said she needed a break from this play. Miss Stephens and the young lady both agreed that between the two of them they hadn't had enough yet and decided that they would take on miss Stephens' neighbour, the car salesman. Big, strong, handsome, brute with hard eyes and built like a brick shit house. Although miss Stephens has run out of blue candy, @Exit, the nice guy he is, has given the two ladies seven boxes of the wonder drug Viagra. "Oh goody," they cried. Let's meander on over to the neighbour and bring some wine. The young lady turned to @aura and invited her to join in. No was the answer, my two holes hurt. And so the two bad ass girls leave.

And then we lost the last girl...

Thanks a lot @Elmer B Fuddled!

We sure are gonna miss them next week when Dr. Exit and his friends, @Wrfortiscue, @aot, @Zugzug and @Elmer B Fuddled by mistake booked a gay only hotel in Southern Spain...

 

[Wrfortiscue]

And then we lost the last girl...

Thanks a lot @Elmer B Fuddled!

We sure are gonna miss them next week when Dr. Exit and his friends, @Wrfortiscue, @aot, @Zugzug and @Elmer B Fuddled by mistake booked a gay only hotel in Southern Spain...

Oil me up!

 

[Exit]

Oil me up!

Going to buy oil tomorrow and start packing for our vacation

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

And then we lost the last girl...

Thanks a lot @Elmer B Fuddled!

We sure are gonna miss them next week when Dr. Exit and his friends, @Wrfortiscue, @aot, @Zugzug and @Elmer B Fuddled by mistake booked a gay only hotel in Southern Spain...

I ain't going. I got a book to write.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Are you the viagra spokesperson haha.

I am.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

What these two ladies didn't realise was @aura took a shortcut to the car salesmanship house. Where she convinced him to have a one on one encounter before those two hussies show up. The salesman couldn't believe his luck he was just about to watch a porn movie. The cleaning lady changed that thought quickly when she took off all her clothes which consisted of an inside pocket that contained her new toy, an electric whip. The salesman was left breathless and worn out, not quite the performance

@aura expected seeing he was so big in all the right places. A knock on the door and here's the two sex driven ladies, you would think these two had had enough by now, especially after the pediatrician @aot.

But no they have gone over to the other side and conquer they must. Miss Stephens slowly takes off her leather Bra and plastic knickers revealing all her wares and isn't afraid to flaunt it. The young lady was nude even before she entered the house. Of course she had to start things off that was her job, and job she gave him. No need for blue pill now, the cleaning lady happily jumped in turning on her electric whip. Soon they were all exhausted from giving the car salesman a good two hours of delight.

Meanwhile @Exit and his pals head for Southern Spain where they have booked into a gay hotel. How the hell they made that mistake is a wild guess, or was it? We shall see.

 

[aura]

We sure are gonna miss them next week when Dr. Exit and his friends, @Wrfortiscue, @aot, @Zugzug and @Elmer B Fuddled by mistake booked a gay only hotel in Southern Spain...

Talking about a plot twist...

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

And then we lost the last girl...

Thanks a lot @Elmer B Fuddled!

We sure are gonna miss them next week when Dr. Exit and his friends, @Wrfortiscue, @aot, @Zugzug and @Elmer B Fuddled by mistake booked a gay only hotel in Southern Spain...

Well be sure and bring your Lycra swimsuit, you know, turn them boy girls on. I shall NOT be going, but I do want to know the outcome of this crazy adventure. Smile real pretty for the camera youse lots.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Talking about a plot twist...

You are going to have to help on this one @aura because @Exit has decided to play with the gay. Jeeezus the plot change...

 

[Exit]

Yes!

You are going to have to help on this one @aura because @Exit has decided to play with the gay. Jeeezus the plot change...

Well I was certain we lost the last girl with all that sore bum talk...

Maybe @aura in reality is a big tanned hunk catfishing us to make minced meat of our poor bums...? :O

 

[Steph1710]

Well I was certain we lost the last girl with all that sore bum talk...

I am alive... just.
I'm very ill. Finally broken my fever though.
I was soaking wet all night - and not in a way I like to be.
It's very hard to join in sexy talk when you have tissues hanging out your nose

But please, continue the story. At least it gives me some entertainment while I lay here dying.

Much love to you all. <3

 

[Exit]

I am alive... just.
I'm very ill. Finally broken my fever though.
I was soaking wet all night - and not in a way I like to be.
It's very hard to join in sexy talk when you have tissues hanging out your nose

But please, continue the story. At least it gives me some entertainment while I lay here dying.

Much love to you all. <3

LOVE YOU! <3

 

[Steph1710]

Oh, @Steph1710, please come back! I'm trying my best here, but... it's just not the same without you!

I'm here @aura my love! I just can't participate when I'm this ill. I miss joining in. I promise I'll be back on top form once I'm better. The stress of work finally broke me.

That being said, please keep your fingers crossed for me.

It's gonna be a loooong night.
Tinnitus spike... Ears hissing like a rabid cat!

I'm sending all the love and best wishes I can - all the way from raining England. I know it doesn't help, but since I've gotten sick, my ears are playing up big time! So I can completely sympathise with you. <3

Plus, I'm sad and worried about the foot thing.
I know it's way too early to draw a conclusion, but there's no way I'm gonna be walking by my own the next weeks.

I tried to put the foot on the ground and hurts like hell.
I'm not even talking of things like running or exercising...

@aura, what exactly did you do to your foot? Did you break it? And if so, where?

If it gives you some comfort, I've broken my knees, had knee operations, broken my ankle and my leg twice, as well as tearing the ligaments AND I can still run, walk, climb etc. Healing takes a long time. Try not to rush things. I'm sure you'll be absolutely fine.

I really had big plans for this summer, but... I guess that's life.

None of us know what the future holds, unfortunately. BUT I'm pretty sure everything happens for a reason - even though it doesn't feel like it at the time. COVID-19 has put plans on hold anyway, so if you were going to hurt yourself, now was probably an ideal time.

Don't let life get you down! You're a strong woman @aura. We're all routing for your recovery.

All my love xoxox

 

[Steph1710]

LOVE YOU! <3

LOVE YOU TOO <3

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

I am alive... just.
I'm very ill. Finally broken my fever though.
I was soaking wet all night - and not in a way I like to be.
It's very hard to join in sexy talk when you have tissues hanging out your nose

But please, continue the story. At least it gives me some entertainment while I lay here dying.

Much love to you all. <3

Hmmm, lying there soaking wet, I knew it, you were handing out blue pills all this time.

 

[aura]

Well I was certain we lost the last girl with all that sore bum talk...

Maybe @aura in reality is a big tanned hunk catfishing us to make minced meat of our poor bums...? :O

You got me!

 

[Zugzug]

Maybe @aura in reality is a big tanned hunk catfishing us to make minced meat of our poor bums...? :O

To be honest, it definitely crossed my mind lol, but she did reveal that she's married, which is something a catfisher would not do.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

You got me!

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Sigh... *unzips*

Lol.

 

[Steph1710]

Sigh... *unzips*

So wrong haha!

Not your proudest one.

 

[Exit]

To be honest, it definitely crossed my mind lol, but she did reveal that she's married, which is something a catfisher would not do.

Married? That explains it

 

[Wrfortiscue]

So wrong haha!

Not your proudest one.

Hey it's been a good while lol.