Chit Chat and All That...

@Elmer B Fuddled, are YOU the mysterious stripper girl!??

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Meanwhile at the Bangkok bar where the makeup artist @Wrfortiscue has fallen for tattoo lady, our newly formed drag queen has gone missing. The night club @Elmer B Fuddled has turned into the latest hot spot for men he has opened a new showing of local talented drag queens, and to our surprise who has applied for dance, well here's the queen of Thailand, @Exit, dressed in skin tight silicone lavender coloured dress. Of course this fool hasn't figured out how to tuck in his jewels properly, so with the help from his makeup artist they get him or it or lady or whatever the fuck it is on the stage. Music starts up the band playing Steptoe through the Tulips, the queen starts to show it's him or her or queen or whatever the sexiest moves him or her conjure up. The money tossed all over the stage. Our lovely @aura hiding behind a curtain waiting for her cut of money. Had to beat it out of him, thinks he's the best queen, well he or she is about to learn how the real drags get it on.
 
Meanwhile at the Bangkok bar where the makeup artist @Wrfortiscue has fallen for tattoo lady, our newly formed drag queen has gone missing. The night club @Elmer B Fuddled has turned into the latest hot spot for men he has opened a new showing of local talented drag queens, and to our surprise who has applied for dance, well here's the queen of Thailand, @Exit, dressed in skin tight silicone lavender coloured dress. Of course this fool hasn't figured out how to tuck in his jewels properly, so with the help from his makeup artist they get him or it or lady or whatever the fuck it is on the stage. Music starts up the band playing Steptoe through the Tulips, the queen starts to show it's him or her or queen or whatever the sexiest moves him or her conjure up. The money tossed all over the stage. Our lovely @aura hiding behind a curtain waiting for her cut of money. Had to beat it out of him, thinks he's the best queen, well he or she is about to learn how the real drags get it on.
Somehow I enjoy the thoughts of being a drag queen... I've felt like this since I was around 10 and saw my first performances.

Also the concept of my parents' family reunions when people ask them what Exit is up to :D
 
@aura made a visit to @Elmer B Fuddled to see if they could put on a drag queen ball, where all the queens could perform, with prizes for the best dancing queen. Elmer agreed and they would hold it at Elmer's entertainment club. In the next hour the cleaning lady phoned miss Stephens who then phoned the baked goods lady, and by noon the two of them were on a plane to Thailand. Arriving early, waiting for them @aura had a plan for them. Over dinner they made the plans for the drag queens dance. And if the queens only knew.
 
So the drag ball was a flop. @aura and @Steph1710 along with @Shera had a great laugh, the three queens were not dancers, nor could they dress.

@Damocles dressed in a cowgirl third hand from a used clothing shop, so tight it fit, all his gear was bulging. Then his dance reminded the three judges of a one legged chicken. The makeup boy @Wrfortiscue dressed in leather with a lift bra made of silk, did not do a thing for him, his performance was like a whale out of water. Then up came the wannabe drag, where they found the outfit is anyone's guess, red feathers, half gone 9 inch green boots up to the knees. And dance... oh no, more like a duck waddle.

@Elmer B Fuddled couldn't stop laughing, the judges walked off with the prize money, a whopping 30 Thai money. Just as the club closed, some gangstas broke in, robbed the money, the blue pills and the toys. Elmer tried to stop them, but they were packing, and Elmer took a bullet in the knee.
 
There was blood everywhere all for 30 baht thai. The three ladies were on Elmer quickly, the baked goods lady, using her pocket apron wrapped the leg, miss Stephens was giving mouth to mouth resuscitation which Elmer enjoyed, but the bleeding wouldn't stop because the gangstas hit an artery and with all the help, we have lost Elmer to a gunshot.

That didn't stop the three ladies, after burying the club owner, the ladies took over, now offering all sorts of kinky pleasure. They had to run the business by hand until they could hire some working girls. @aura ordered new toys, this time in large quantities, large being the key word. @Steph1710 bought black market pills, which did more than her blue had done, men were going 8 to 9 hours non stop, paying 1000 baht an hour. The baked goods lady was selling small cakes laced with opium, a combination of that and the pills, the cleaning lady was in heaven, money pouring in. The drag queens had set up evening shows that after 6 months of practice and new outfits were bringing in huge crowds -- at least to them 10 was big.
 
There was blood everywhere all for 30 baht thai. The three ladies were on Elmer quickly, the baked goods lady, using her pocket apron wrapped the leg, miss Stephens was giving mouth to mouth resuscitation which Elmer enjoyed, but the bleeding wouldn't stop because the gangstas hit an artery and with all the help, we have lost Elmer to a gunshot.

That didn't stop the three ladies, after burying the club owner, the ladies took over, now offering all sorts of kinky pleasure. They had to run the business by hand until they could hire some working girls. @aura ordered new toys, this time in large quantities, large being the key word. @Steph1710 bought black market pills, which did more than her blue had done, men were going 8 to 9 hours non stop, paying 1000 baht an hour. The baked goods lady was selling small cakes laced with opium, a combination of that and the pills, the cleaning lady was in heaven, money pouring in. The drag queens had set up evening shows that after 6 months of practice and new outfits were bringing in huge crowds -- at least to them 10 was big.
Your crazy stories were fun to read first but now they have become a bit awkward. :rolleyes: No offense meant...
 

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