For sure Damocles.Agreed @Jazzer.
We're coming at this from very similar angles.
In my imagination: this poor guy is suffering from severe multi-tonal reactive tinnitus, and he's just told this hot random girl he met on the internet 2 hours ago, all about it; she feels so bad for him, she's decided he deserves some sexy-time.
I think we're definitely on the same page!
Short of a cure, we need TLC.
Loving caresses are so soothing.
And romance (sex) is still the finest diversion.
I'm with you all the way brother.
xx