I find your tone to be deeply irritating and I am thus inclined to speak far more coarsely than is my want: but what the devil did you just say about me, you purblind ruffian? I'll have you know that I have successfully counseled over 300 tinnitus patients, the majority of which are individuals with "noise induced tinnitus."
the fact of the matter is that I am well-equipped to speak poignantly about this issue. I have positively counseled patients over the phone, email, private messages and in my own personal residence in Fahgshire, UK.
You and I have corresponded positively in the past, but your vulgarity--a trait I despise, has put my wits to their inevitable end. As we speak I am contacting my associates, many of whom are individuals with "noise induced tinnitus." Your location will be ascertained and your mouth will be cleansed with soap.
I have nothing further to say about this matter.
Regards,
M.