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El BUZZ
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Shiitake mushrooms. Delicious.Que es eso??? Hongos? hahaha
No tienes la mascara!!! Oh, no!!!Pontela, tonto!
Translation:
What is that? Mushrooms??? hahaha
You don't have your mask on? Put it on, silly!
I have extreme OCD about protecting myself against the virus. This pic was taken not risking a bit of my already jodida health.
Elmer B Fuddled
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- Feb 11, 2019
- 1,325
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- 2017
- Cause of Tinnitus
- plugged nasal eustachian tube
bobvann
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Just waiting to get call with results. If it is COVID it's pretty mild so far. My tinnitus is far more annoying...
It's no good folks - I can feel another rotten joke coming on - I've tried fighting it off - but it's a loosing battle so:
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A guy is walking around town, looking for a place to have lunch.
He spots a sign in a pub window.
SPECIAL OFFER !!
A Pie and a Pint and a few kind words - £5.
He goes in and talks to the barman.
Guy says: "So what's that special like?"
Barman says: "Yes it's a really good deal.
We put it on the menu every Thursday.
It's good value for money.
I think you'll be pleased with it."
Guy: "Okay - I'll go for it."
The barman pulls up a pint, hands him the pie, and goes to walk away.
Guy says: "Excuse me - haven't you forgotten something - a few kind words?"
The barman leans over to the guy, looks furtively up and down the bar, cups his hand to his mouth and whispers slowly
"Don't - eat - the - pie.....!"
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A guy is walking around town, looking for a place to have lunch.
He spots a sign in a pub window.
SPECIAL OFFER !!
A Pie and a Pint and a few kind words - £5.
He goes in and talks to the barman.
Guy says: "So what's that special like?"
Barman says: "Yes it's a really good deal.
We put it on the menu every Thursday.
It's good value for money.
I think you'll be pleased with it."
Guy: "Okay - I'll go for it."
The barman pulls up a pint, hands him the pie, and goes to walk away.
Guy says: "Excuse me - haven't you forgotten something - a few kind words?"
The barman leans over to the guy, looks furtively up and down the bar, cups his hand to his mouth and whispers slowly
"Don't - eat - the - pie.....!"
bobvann
Member
Just got the call. Like I figured I have just a regular that time of year minor cold. No Covid.
that's great news!
Elmer B Fuddled
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- Feb 11, 2019
- 1,325
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- 2017
- Cause of Tinnitus
- plugged nasal eustachian tube
Ok here's another cheesy joke.
Mick and Paddy were walking down the street and passed an employment office, in the window was a sign that read, "Tree fellers wanted" Mick reads the sign then says to Paddy "if we would have had John with us we could have gotten a job."
Mick and Paddy were walking down the street and passed an employment office, in the window was a sign that read, "Tree fellers wanted" Mick reads the sign then says to Paddy "if we would have had John with us we could have gotten a job."
Outrageous Elmer!
That one deserves a slap!
.....er.....are you bigger'n me....??
(.....if you are - I bet my dad can 'it your dad...)
Elmer B Fuddled
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- Feb 11, 2019
- 1,325
- Tinnitus Since
- 2017
- Cause of Tinnitus
- plugged nasal eustachian tube
I'm only 5'8 inches, and 72 years young, weigh in at 450 pounds (joke), that weight is to coax ya in. But I've a better idea, let's have an ice cream sasperilla, share our tinnitus noise.
Please dont give him any ideas! bahaha. I can picture @bobvann totally doing this!
(send us a picture!)
- Aug 21, 2014
- 5,049
- Tinnitus Since
- 1999
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- karma
No, no, this isn't COVID-19! This is me dealing with smoke and dust in my maple syrup shack, last year.
Still got that respirator and a few sets of N100s, though
Who needs n95?
bobvann
Member
"Pretty Lady - Pretty Lady - Pretty Lady"
(Oh dear - I sound like a bleedin' parrot !!)
bobvann
Member
My thoughts on COVID-19, it does really feel like you are in an apocalyptic movie when going out. The world has become a strange place.
Elmer B Fuddled
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- Feb 11, 2019
- 1,325
- Tinnitus Since
- 2017
- Cause of Tinnitus
- plugged nasal eustachian tube
Here in Ireland we have now gone into lockdown, well that's good, 2 weeks back would have been better.
Let's all stay safe.
Let's all stay safe.
bobvann
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Elmer B Fuddled
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- Feb 11, 2019
- 1,325
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- 2017
- Cause of Tinnitus
- plugged nasal eustachian tube
Hey Guys!!
Hope everyone is doing ok. My girls and I have been super busy sewing masks for our local hospital and first responders. My poor finger is throbbing. We've made 75 and have plenty more to do.
Stay safe, my friends.
Once
Hope everyone is doing ok. My girls and I have been super busy sewing masks for our local hospital and first responders. My poor finger is throbbing. We've made 75 and have plenty more to do.
Stay safe, my friends.
Once
Elmer B Fuddled
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- Feb 11, 2019
- 1,325
- Tinnitus Since
- 2017
- Cause of Tinnitus
- plugged nasal eustachian tube
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