Post Your Celebrity Crush

For you @tpj to help erase the Donald from your mind ;)

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I'm aware of the amount of too explicit, objectifying, heteronormative standardized content I've shared in here. And I'm not being sarcastic. I may be too horny or too far from having a sense of morality. Perhaps both.

That's why this time I'll provide you just with a name and a moderated picture. Do your research and feast your eyes.

The type of beauty which electrifies the air and makes your heart rush and your tongue twist if engaged in a conversation.

So pure it's poisonous.

Victoria Villarroel

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She stepped first in my radar with the chorus for Ol' Dirty Bastard's rendition of the classic Rick James' Cold Blooded.

Kelis has aged into a 40s woman who can't have any more charm, besides being a juicy, attractive, dripping hot momma. I could commit some serious mistakes just to be around her and I probably wouldn't regret them, kind of not minding an increase of my tinnitus for a night stand with her... LOL.

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Definitely a likeness there!

Two celebrities I've been told I look like most often I guess are Chris Klein (from original American Pie) and Tom Hardy (without the beard lol).
 
I'm aware of the amount of too explicit, objectifying, heteronormative standardized content I've shared in here. And I'm not being sarcastic. I may be too horny or too far from having a sense of morality. Perhaps both.

That's why this time I'll provide you just with a name and a moderated picture. Do your research and feast your eyes.

The type of beauty which electrifies the air and makes your heart rush and your tongue twist if engaged in a conversation.

So pure it's poisonous.

Victoria Villarroel

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That reminded me of the Van Halen story about the brown M&Ms :LOL:
 
Jake Gyllenhaal and Sebastian Stan! And this one's kind of random, but Sal from Impractical Jokers.
I love Impractical Jokers! Sal is one of my faves, too. He's hilarious. I also like Gyllenhaal. I haven't seen Stan in much, but I know people keep saying that he looks like a young Mark Hamill and should play Luke Skywalker.
Definitely a likeness there!

Two celebrities I've been told I look like most often I guess are Chris Klein (from original American Pie) and Tom Hardy (without the beard lol).
Cool! Tom Hardy is amazing. Such a great actor. I still haven't seen American Pie. :eek: But now I could sure go for a slice of apple pie. Or cherry. :woot: Lol.
 
I probably set myself up there lol

I don't usually post much public but I've temporarily added a profile photo.

Although I can't see either personally myself (years ago perhaps Chris Klein).
You do have the mix of both of them :)
 
I love Impractical Jokers! Sal is one of my faves, too. He's hilarious. I also like Gyllenhaal. I haven't seen Stan in much, but I know people keep saying that he looks like a young Mark Hamill and should play Luke Skywalker.
I've had a crush on Jake since I watched Donnie Darko. My favorite movie. I love the surrealness and the emotional events and meanings in it, and the ending. He's my number one celebrity crush because of that movie. (Pictures weren't appearing right.)

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And I like Sal because he's so sweet and empathetic. I hate when they bully him in the show. Impractical Jokers is my comfort show, it makes me laugh when nothing else can, and especially because I watched it at times in my life where I was extremely anxious and I was in a severely stressful inescapable situation like the time I was involuntarily hospitalized at the psych ward for suicide attempts and I was waiting in the little room at midnight before they took me upstairs, and the nurse asked me which show I wanted to watch as she flipped through the TV and it was playing on the TV and I chose it. After that it became traumatic and I needed that.
 
I've had a crush on Jake since I watched Donnie Darko. My favorite movie. I love the surrealness and the emotional events and meanings in it, and the ending. He's my number one celebrity crush because of that movie. (Pictures weren't appearing right.)

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And I like Sal because he's so sweet and empathetic. I hate when they bully him in the show. Impractical Jokers is my comfort show, it makes me laugh when nothing else can, and especially because I watched it at times in my life where I was extremely anxious and I was in a severely stressful inescapable situation like the time I was involuntarily hospitalized at the psych ward for suicide attempts and I was waiting in the little room at midnight before they took me upstairs, and the nurse asked me which show I wanted to watch as she flipped through the TV and it was playing on the TV and I chose it. After that it became traumatic and I needed that.
I also liked Donnie Darko a lot. And Impractical Jokers has also helped comfort me during hard times. It's always so funny! Lol. I haven't seen the new season yet without Joe, but I'm glad Sal is still in it.
 

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