Post Your Celebrity Crush

[Moni97]

I wonder if most of those breasts are real, that's what I prefer.

I'm thinking probably as real as the sex dolls

 

[Juan]

Stefania Sandrelli. She was really beautiful.

Adele Exarchopoulos.

 

[just1morething]

Sex doll from Amazon for a little over $500. What if you have a woman Fed-Ex driver and it falls out of the box upon delivery?

 

[Leila]

Seriously, guys, do I really need to dig up my favourite Owen Gray pics* to bring some balance to the force

*just to show off his tattoos, of course!

 

[Strawberryblonde]

Seriously, guys, do I really need to dig up my favourite Owen Gray pics* to bring some balance to the force

*just to show off his tattoos, of course!

@Leila, we gotta even this out!!! Need more man pics on this thread

 

[El BUZZ]

Sex doll from Amazon for a little over $500. What if you have a woman Fed-Ex driver and it falls out of the box upon delivery?

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I've always wondered if this stuff is delivered in a coffin...

 

[El BUZZ]

@Leila, @Strawberryblonde, @tpj and the rest of the ladies, let's play a game.

Try to match this one, then bring someone we guys have to try to match as well:

Panpoop

 

[Strawberryblonde]

Tried to match it @El BUZZ. This is the closest I can get

 

[Jerad]

@Leila, we gotta even this out!!! Need more man pics on this thread

Feel free to post some men sex dolls, too, if you wanna even it out. lol.

 

[Moni97]

@Leila, @Strawberryblonde,@tpj, how about Jason Mamoa? Idk about you, but I love 'em tall, dark and rugged.

 

[tpj]

Sorry @El BUZZ, I'm out. This is where I have reached my limit. This fucking noise. Women's crotches in my face.

Have fun.

 

[just1morething]

Do women get made if you prefer a set doll over a real woman?

I apologize for this insensitive comment. I think I was half awake and was obviously spelled wrong. Love to all and I hope we all can escape our demon named tinnitus.

 

[Stuart-T]

Ya, they would get mad. Men would, too. There'd be jealousy/conceit/anger in their veins. But mark my words here: I have a great foreboding about the future. Robotic mates, engineered from our desires — our primal-driven lust — will become a real possibility. Men, frustrated and jaded with the troubles of fleshly romance, will flock to them; buy those bots like wild toddlers running through a toy store. Women will, too, but men will be the connoisseurs of the trade. Mark my words, everyone! The day is coming! A tycoon, angry and bitter about romance, will rise and change the world — forever! It's the dystopia that awaits us.

At least incels will finally shut up hating on women because staceys won't lay them.

As for today's incels - let them invest in these new life like sex dolls if that is what it takes to stop them shooting up shopping malls etc.

 

[El BUZZ]

I apologize for this insensitive comment. I think I was half awake and was obviously spelled wrong. Love to all and I hope we all can escape our demon named tinnitus.

No worries. I'm so baked today I was trying to put my left boxing glove on my right hand for five minutes...

 

[tpj]

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Tried to match it @El BUZZ. This is the closest I can get

@Strawberryblonde, thanks for the laugh. Needed that.

 

[Jerad]

Sorry @El BUZZ, I'm out. This is where I have reached my limit. This fucking noise. Women's crotches in my face.

Have fun.

Hope you feel better, @tpj. We'd hate to see you go. You're a vital contributor and a lot of fun.

 

[Jerad]

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Tried to match it @El BUZZ. This is the closest I can get

Is that Borat? I wonder what the back looks like. Lol.

 

[tpj]

Hope you feel better, @tpj. We'd hate to see you go. You're a vital contributor and a lot of fun.

Thank you so much @Jerad but it's all good. When I said I was done, I was just referring to the post by @El BUZZ.

I'll be here. Can't get rid of me that easily.

Sorry everyone. Note to self: don't post anything shortly after waking up.

 

[Leila]

@Leila, we gotta even this out!!! Need more man pics on this thread

We need to lure @Steph1710 and @aura to this thread

Tried to match it @El BUZZ. This is the closest I can get

Excellent choice, @Strawberryblonde! Who doesn't love Borat?

And here is an older one of Mr Gray

For something that's a little more racey you'll have to go digging yourselves

 

[Leila]

how about Jason Mamoa?

The man just got finer with age!

 

[Daniel Lion]

Beyond a crush - love, gratitude and respect.

 

[El BUZZ]

The man just got finer with age!

 

[TheCapybara]

Natalia Dyer:

Jenna Coleman:

 

[Strawberryblonde]

Alexander Skarsgård:

 

[Jerad]

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I think Jeff Goldblum is a good example of a male actor who looks better now than he did when he was younger. He's now 70 years old!

Younger:

 

[Strawberryblonde]

Tom Hardy

 

[Leila]

Well, @El BUZZ, I guess I was mislead by the beard. Now that you've defleeced the poor man's cheeks and chin I'm surprised he's still got the same baby face he's had years and years and years ago. Some seriously good genes!

Or did I miss the point of your little dig

 

[David Vance]

Alyssa Milano, Denise Richards, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

[Jerad]

Well, @El BUZZ, I guess I was mislead by the beard. Now that you've defleeced the poor man's cheeks and chin I'm surprised he's still got the same baby face he's had years and years and years ago. Some seriously good genes!

Or did I miss the point of your little dig

I've seen that Momoa image circulating elsewhere and I think it's a fake. Some hater made it to make him look bad. Here's a real image where he recently shaved his beard — 2019. As you can see, he still looks good.

 

[just1morething]

Paige Spiranac