Libertarians: The market is beautiful and self-regulating. If a business has bad practices, people will just patronize someone else's business!
Liberals: Oh okay, I don't like that their CEO rejects same sex marriage. I'm going to patronize somewhere else.
Libertarians: SMH, cancel culture is so bad!
Ben Shapiro: Bakers should be able to refuse baking a cake for same sex couples. And hey, if this bothers people, they can just find another baker.
Gay couple: Cancels homophobic baker, finds another baker.
Ben Shapiro: Cancel culture is out of control!
Conservatives: Rich people are self-made. They pull themselves up by their boot straps and deserve what they get.
Liberals: Oh okay, then we must control most of the media because we are better, our ideas are better, and we work harder.
Conservatives: We're being censored! It's so unfair!
Conservatives: Now the REAL story is that Bubba Wallace -- the 1 black nascar driver, during a time of extreme divide -- brought to light that a white supremacist could have hung a noose in his garage. Can you believe it? Another instance of someone being accused of racism, and the FBI determined there wasn't any! Figures...and he wouldn't even apologize after his white peers sacrificed by standing with Bubba in solidarity.
Also Conservatives: I'm going to vote for Donald Trump, the guy who started the baseless birther movement, found no evidence, and never apologized for years.
Liberals: Tucker Carlson is clearly a bigot. And his head writer is a textbook bigot.
Conservatives: Oh come on, Tucker can't control what his lead writer -- who's feeding him ideas for years -- believes. Tucker "immigrants make us dirtier" Carlson shows no signs of supporting those ideas.
Liberals: Oh okay, I'm going to cancel him and let the free market take care of this.
Conservatives: So unfair!
Liberals: I love my country, but Donald Trump is a sack of shit.
Conservatives: You must hate your country for criticizing it.
Donald Trump: 2834729348204702934 tweets criticizing America.
Conservatives: Well yeah, I love my country and we can do so much better than Obama.