Chit Chat and All That...

[aura]

Thank you for being entertaining as always. I need it atm. Life is stressful. This thread is some nice escapism.

We do need some coping mechanisms

 

[aura]

They're all yours! Just please don't break them.

Me: "Don't worry, I only enjoy breaking men's heart!"

Tinnitus Talk members:

 

[aura]

Now seriously, the only thing that I seem to be good at lately is breaking parts of my body

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Crazy cats!

If we could se what goes on inside their heads... scary thought.

And why is it that women and cats seem to share a bond. Spooks me...
After all cats are just tigers in a size XS.

I'm actually a dog person
Or I used to be before my ear issues...
Guess I'm stuck with cat women from now on... :O

Hopefully my cat woman has got a quiet house in the middle of nowhere

9,500 years of domestication and the cats still haven't got us domesticated.

 

[Exit]

Well it's now 2:30 am here in England. I've just had a shower and sorted my breakfast and clothes out. I have to be up at 7:30am. It's gunna be a fun day at work running on 5 hours sleep... God help me!

Goodnight @Exit.
Thank you for being entertaining as always. I need it atm. Life is stressful. This thread is some nice escapism.

<3

Fun here too...
Hospital...
Hugs.

 

[Steph1710]

Fun here too...
Hospital...

Hospital? Are you okay? x x

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

As the day turns.

One morning Dr. Exit was examining a lovely young single lady. When after telling her all things looked good, the young lady slowly pulled her skirt up just above mid thigh.

Dr. Exit noticed the tattoo on her thigh. It was a short 3 words. "Take me now" it said.

The good doctor, thinks, is that meant for me? The lovely lady smiled with a come on big boy look, and the good Dr. started to pull her skirt off.

Just as it dropped to the floor a knock on the door was heard. Too late, in walked the Dr's secretary, miss Stephens, alarmed and curious the secretary thought, "I will lock the door and that young one and me can have our way with the good Doctor, I've had my naughty thoughts long enough!!!!"

 

[aura]

@Exit, what happened?

 

[aura]

As the day turns.

One morning Dr. Exit was examining a lovely young single lady. When after telling her all things looked good, the young lady slowly pulled her skirt up just above mid thigh.

Dr. Exit noticed the tattoo on her thigh. It was a short 3 words. "Take me now" it said.

The good doctor, thinks, is that meant for me? The lovely lady smiled with a come on big boy look, and the good Dr. started to pull her skirt off.

Just as it dropped to the floor a knock on the door was heard. Too late, in walked the Dr's secretary, miss Stephens, alarmed and curious the secretary thought, "I will lock the door and that young one and me can have our way with the good Doctor, I've had my naughty thoughts long enough!!!!"

Jesus, this is hilarious!!

Dr House, TinnitusTalk edition.

I'm a little sad though...what am i suppose to do?
Seems to me that dr Exit, miss Steph and the "take me now" girl are already having lots of fun.

Maybe i could be the cleaning lady or something?

 

[aura]

Come on, @Elmer B Fuddled, I have a cast and a walking frame!

There's a lot of potential with these kinds of accessories!

Holding my breath for a plot twist.

 

[Exit]

Hospital? Are you okay? x x

@Exit, what happened?

Just "life"...

Yes I survived, barely... nauseous, ready to pass out, wanting to hit my head with a sledgehammer and everyone at the hospital too...

Supposedly routine infusion for Crohn's. Not so fun with tinnitus, earmuffs and drilling people around.

Home again. Still nauseous...

But the doctor, 60+ years of age and healthy as a fish, suggested I get some "help" somewhere because I'm still a relatively young man and if not life will pass by me.. So he suggested @aura + @Steph1710 + @Elmer B Fuddled moving here, we could all "live normally" in the woods with SM games with earmuffs, walkers and lumberjacks around. Elmer with his shotgun and perfect ears could even go with the cats to hunt some deer steaks for dinner

Of course as the feminist I am, @aura and @Steph1710 must barbecue on the deck nude for us, earmuffs and high heels with spikes allowed!

Doesn't that sound great @Elmer B Fuddled ?

We have a plan! Fuck FX-322!

 

[aot]

You're definitely not shocked. You know us lot. We're a bunch of filthy animals!! You included!

*deletes browser history.*

 

[Zugzug]

Jesus, that gave me a good laugh. I am that stunned oaf basically everywhere I go, lol. Fuck I haven't laughed like that in years.

Haha, it's funny because when you clicked "agree," I immediately thought about you. I used to have the oaf problem depicted in The Onion article all of the time, but especially when I was a stoner lol.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

As the day turns.

One morning Dr. Exit was examining a lovely young single lady. When after telling her all things looked good, the young lady slowly pulled her skirt up just above mid thigh.

Dr. Exit noticed the tattoo on her thigh. It was a short 3 words. "Take me now" it said.

The good doctor, thinks, is that meant for me? The lovely lady smiled with a come on big boy look, and the good Dr. started to pull her skirt off.

Just as it dropped to the floor a knock on the door was heard. Too late, in walked the Dr's secretary, miss Stephens, alarmed and curious the secretary thought, "I will lock the door and that young one and me can have our way with the good Doctor, I've had my naughty thoughts long enough!!!!"

As the three continued their activities, no one noticed the time, although the other patients had got up and left in wonderment as to why the doctor had disappeared. Miss Stephens and the young lady, they were giving Dr. Exit a ride he would never forget. The excitement went into overtime and at 5:30 the poor young cleaning lady with a broken ankle found the door locked to the examining room, but, she heard sinful moans, and someone hollering "harder harder, fill me with your love!"

So the cleaning lady @aura quietly took out her keys and unlocked the door, to her amazement there was poor Dr. Exit lying belly up with one woman sitting on him and the other, well, she was quite busy. Now @aura politely said, "hey what the fuck is going on here?"

Poor Dr. Exit couldn't talk he was depleted, all his energy gone. Clothes scattered everywhere. Miss Stephens blushing grabbed her leather bra and panties and ran out. The young lady turned to the cleaning lady and said, "would you like to join in, I think the good Doctor isn't quite done yet."

And so the two ladies nearly kill the poor doctor. His heart pounding, the women giggling oh what a night.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Just "life"...

Yes I survived, barely... nauseous, ready to pass out, wanting to hit my head with a sledgehammer and everyone at the hospital too...

Supposedly routine infusion for Crohn's. Not so fun with tinnitus, earmuffs and drilling people around.

Home again. Still nauseous...

But the doctor, 60+ years of age and healthy as a fish, suggested I get some "help" somewhere because I'm still a relatively young man and if not life will pass by me.. So he suggested @aura + @Steph1710 + @Elmer B Fuddled moving here, we could all "live normally" in the woods with SM games with earmuffs, walkers and lumberjacks around. Elmer with his shotgun and perfect ears could even go with the cats to hunt some deer steaks for dinner

Of course as the feminist I am, @aura and @Steph1710 must barbecue on the deck nude for us, earmuffs and high heels with spikes allowed!

Doesn't that sound great @Elmer B Fuddled ?

We have a plan! Fuck FX-322!

Uhhhh, jeez I think the cabin in the woods and nude cooks is a great idea. Maybe we can teach them the art of dancing nude and cooking. As for perfect ears, I don't have them, I turn my hearing aids up full strength and still can't hear. Ummm SM games, is that Spanish and Mexican?

And the earmuffs have to be pink with yellow trim. Plus we will have to help the ladies undress, that's the rule of the woods.

 

[Exit]

Uhhhh, jeez I think the cabin in the woods and nude cooks is a great idea. Maybe we can teach them the art of dancing nude and cooking. As for perfect ears, I don't have them, I turn my hearing aids up full strength and still can't hear. Ummm SM games, is that Spanish and Mexican?

And the earmuffs have to be pink with yellow trim. Plus we will have to help the ladies undress, that's the rule of the woods.

Wonderful ideas! We'll make a great team! I have some more ideas that never got fulfilled because my girlfriend surprisingly all of the sudden turned into an ex.
It involved a leash and a dog running grid

Sorry about your ears...

I guess @Steph1710 can do the hunting for us if you take the role as a high heeled nude chef

 

[Wrfortiscue]

I'll just be the creepy guy that watches in the corner. Carry on.

 

[aura]

As the three continued their activities, no one noticed the time, although the other patients had got up and left in wonderment as to why the doctor had disappeared. Miss Stephens and the young lady, they were giving Dr. Exit a ride he would never forget. The excitement went into overtime and at 5:30 the poor young cleaning lady with a broken ankle found the door locked to the examining room, but, she heard sinful moans, and someone hollering "harder harder, fill me with your love!"

So the cleaning lady @aura quietly took out her keys and unlocked the door, to her amazement there was poor Dr. Exit lying belly up with one woman sitting on him and the other, well, she was quite busy. Now @aura politely said, "hey what the fuck is going on here?"

Poor Dr. Exit couldn't talk he was depleted, all his energy gone. Clothes scattered everywhere. Miss Stephens blushing grabbed her leather bra and panties and ran out. The young lady turned to the cleaning lady and said, "would you like to join in, I think the good Doctor isn't quite done yet."

And so the two ladies nearly kill the poor doctor. His heart pounding, the women giggling oh what a night.

This is insane!

I feel like I'm 10 years old again and just discovered a porn magazine!

Maybe we can teach them the art of dancing nude and cooking.

Or maybe you don't have to!

Shaking booties & cooking goodies is what we enjoy the most!

Oh, and forget about that hearing aid.
Hearing is so overrated.
You'll just have to read our lips.

 

[aura]

I'll just be the creepy guy that watches in the corner. Carry on.

But please, feel free to join us.

I'm not sure that Mr Elmer and his good friend can handle us.

 

[aura]

I guess @Steph1710 can do the hunting for us if you take the role as a high heeled nude chef

Now this is something i would love to see!

Admit it, @Elmer B Fuddled, you always wanted to try them high heels!

 

[Wrfortiscue]

But please, feel free to join us.

I'm not sure that Mr Elmer and his good friend can handle us.

Nice, can't wait to disappoint y'all too

 

[Zugzug]

This thread should be renamed "Tit chat and all twat."

I swear, just by typing here, I've probably participated in a few dozen cyber orgies without my knowledge.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Wonderful ideas! We'll make a great team! I have some more ideas that never got fulfilled because my girlfriend surprisingly all of the sudden turned into an ex.
It involved a leash and a dog running grid

Sorry about your ears...

I guess @Steph1710 can do the hunting for us if you take the role as a high heeled nude chef

No problem. I usually cook in just shorts and t shirt.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

But please, feel free to join us.

I'm not sure that Mr Elmer and his good friend can handle us.

Wonderful ideas! We'll make a great team! I have some more ideas that never got fulfilled because my girlfriend surprisingly all of the sudden turned into an ex.
It involved a leash and a dog running grid

Sorry about your ears...

I guess @Steph1710 can do the hunting for us if you take the role as a high heeled nude chef

Ok if @Steph1710 lets me wear her high heels, but only if they have 7 inch spikes on them, and she will have to get her own shotgun, I have packed that damn thing for 50 years, ain't never killed anything, that rabbit bugs bunny, he's a smart one.

I think we should have like an introduction of these women cooking nude, make sure they don't overcook the deer steaks or burn the eggs.

Admit it, @Elmer B Fuddled, you always wanted to try them high heels!

I'm not good in heels.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

As the day turns continued...

As the two women nearly killed the Dr. Exit, they thought what the hell, are there any more doctors we can play with?

The cleaning lady, hobbling around still nude with a big grin on her pretty face said, "there's a dentist down the hall, he's single and very good looking."

The young lady was all for visiting this dentist, seems the two of them @aura and the young lady, couldn't get enough of this enjoyment.

So down the hall they decided to go, stopping at the reception desk and asking miss Stephens if she would like to join in, why not, a grand 3some could be real fun.

Off they go, miss Stephens the young lady and the crippled @aura.

The dentist was just polishing his dental instrument. Before they entered his examination room they all decided to enter nude. So off with the Walker, their clothes and just wearing high heels they entered.

Now the young dentist @Wrfortiscue turned to see three beautiful ladies in the nude. The young lady with the tattoo walked right up to the dentist and pointed at her tattoo, which as we know read take me now. The crippled @aura and miss Stephens happily started a serious rub down on the dentist. Poor man didn't stand a chance as the lovely miss Stephens slipped a Viagra pill down his throat.

30 minutes later, well you can use your imagination from here on.

 

[Exit]

This thread should be renamed "Tit chat and all twat."

I swear, just by typing here, I've probably participated in a few dozen cyber orgies without my knowledge.

It's all good Zugzug, with your username it's time to get involved!

And it helps! I had a dream last night that didn't involve acoustic trauma... It was rather awkward though, very public. The participants I don't recall, but my grandma was watching us... :O

Still better than acoustic trauma

 

[Exit]

As the day turns continued...

As the two women nearly killed the Dr. Exit, they thought what the hell, are there any more doctors we can play with?

The cleaning lady, hobbling around still nude with a big grin on her pretty face said, "there's a dentist down the hall, he's single and very good looking."

The young lady was all for visiting this dentist, seems the two of them @aura and the young lady, couldn't get enough of this enjoyment.

So down the hall they decided to go, stopping at the reception desk and asking miss Stephens if she would like to join in, why not, a grand 3some could be real fun.

Off they go, miss Stephens the young lady and the crippled @aura.

The dentist was just polishing his dental instrument. Before they entered his examination room they all decided to enter nude. So off with the Walker, their clothes and just wearing high heels they entered.

Now the young dentist @Wrfortiscue turned to see three beautiful ladies in the nude. The young lady with the tattoo walked right up to the dentist and pointed at her tattoo, which as we know read take me now. The crippled @aura and miss Stephens happily started a serious rub down on the dentist. Poor man didn't stand a chance as the lovely miss Stephens slipped a Viagra pill down his throat.

30 minutes later, well you can use your imagination from here on.

@Elmer B Fuddled... you're fuddling an awful lot on the "keyboard" !

I think there could be a bright future for you writing romance novels for the ladies

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

@Elmer B Fuddled... you're fuddling an awful lot on the "keyboard" !

I think there could be a bright future for you writing romance novels for the ladies

I could write novels but would need nude models to help spice things up. First book could be Raul does Sally.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Ok if @Steph1710 lets me wear her high heels, but only if they have 7 inch spikes on them, and she will have to get her own shotgun, I have packed that damn thing for 50 years, ain't never killed anything, that rabbit bugs bunny, he's a smart one.

I think we should have like an introduction of these women cooking nude, make sure they don't overcook the deer steaks or burn the eggs.

I'm not good in heels.

@Steph1710 you realize you played the part of miss Stephens.

 

[Zugzug]

It's all good Zugzug, with your username it's time to get involved!

And it helps! I had a dream last night that didn't involve acoustic trauma... It was rather awkward though, very public. The participants I don't recall, but my grandma was watching us... :O

Still better than acoustic trauma

You filthy animal. You are the first to point out an alternative interpretation of "zugzug." I chose this username because my favorite game of all time is Warcraft 3. In this game, the orc units say "zugzug" to mean like "yes yes" (I'll do what you ask).

However, in non-warcraft terms, it is also caveman speak for sex lol. This is just like me, to be accidentally perverted.