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Jeeez this is only a made up story. If you'd like @aura, we could make you a millionaire with a cast and a probing device acting as a cleaning lady.
It's fine by me, as long as you don't make me a doctor. Tired of this already.

Or a cleaning lady. Tired of cleaning,too :LOL:

Just remove the cast and I'm happy!
 
How come Miss Stephens upgraded from a secretary to an audiologist but Aura is still the cleaning lady?
We need a girl who's used to roll around in the dirt :) :) :)
I went to uni and retrained.
@Zugzug got fired for telling patients about revolutionary new drugs coming up... it made an impact on sale of hearing aids...
 
@Zugzug got fired for telling patients about revolutionary new drugs coming up... it made an impact on sale of hearing aids...
How convenient for you!

With Zugzug getting fired and Elmer leaving home cooking like a housewife, seems to me that you are the only one left enjoying dirty pleasures!

No wonder you popping them Viagras!
 
Cleaning lady or not, at least I'm still getting some action.
You sure are. Working as a cleaning lady and also pursuing a doctorate in audiology on the side is no small amount of action. That's action to the point of hardcore ambition, and it's admirable. I hope you can influence your colleague, Miss Stephens, to stop drugging people and quench her thirst for action in a more wholesome way.

Dr. Exit definitely was a poor influence on Miss Stephens when it came to the Viagra. She saw him popping it and thought it was just candy. She then got the idea to give it to the dentist without his consent. Please, @aura, bring Miss Stephens back. To do so, you will need to get even more action. I know you can do it.
 
Well these ladies are in a dilemma, we can see that.

The cleaning lady, still hobbling about with her cane (probing device), miss Stephens with her blue candy and let's not forget the young lady who started all this with her sexy legs and tattoo. They've surely been on the loose.

Now they have their eyes on the pediatrician who has just opened his practice, the good Dr. @aot. The cleaning lady aka the millionaire who spends money on new types of adult toys has just bought an electric probe shaped towards a banana. Miss Stephens and the young lady (whom we still don't know her name) are plotting the next victim Dr. @aot. @aura thinks that they should all go to the new Dr. @aor and sit in his waiting room and wait just like good patients.
 
Meanwhile the dentist was left alone bound and gagged in a quiet empty room, while everyone else was pleasuring each other. The tinnitus was deafening and screaming due to the chemically enhanced dental tool that was twitching to each heartbeat. The dentist later passed out bound and gagged, tool unused. he felt right at home. Lol
 
Meanwhile the dentist was left alone bound and gagged in a quiet empty room, while everyone else was pleasuring each other. The tinnitus was deafening and screaming due to the chemically enhanced dental tool that was twitching to each heartbeat. The dentist later passed out bound and gagged tool unused, he felt right at home. Lol.
I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for dentists.
Cruel creatures indeed.

Maybe you should choose another character.
After all, I am no longer a cleaning lady, but a billionaire!
Not to mention Miss Stephens, who became an audiologist overnight!

You could be... a pilot!
I've always had a thing for pilots! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Meanwhile the dentist was left alone bound and gagged in a quiet empty room, while everyone else was pleasuring each other. The tinnitus was deafening and screaming due to the chemically enhanced dental tool that was twitching to each heartbeat. The dentist later passed out bound and gagged, tool unused. he felt right at home. Lol
It really is a shame that you missed out on future zugzug. I do wonder, though, if you saw the punishment as appropriate, given that you used dental tools on so many tinnitus patients in the past.

Nonetheless, while the non-Zugzugs are having zugzug, I promise you that Zugzug will not be having zugzug, but instead, trying to save your life.
 
@aura is actually a real doctor unlike some of us others here whose name shall not be mentioned:D

Imagine all the patient examinations she got under her belt :p

Let's pray to God she's not a proctologist...
 
It really is a shame that you missed out on future zugzug. I do wonder, though, if you saw the punishment as appropriate, given that you used dental tools on so many tinnitus patients in the past.

Nonetheless, while the non-Zugzugs are having zugzug, I promise you that Zugzug will not be having zugzug, but instead, trying to save your life.
I'm sick in the head, the constant torture I was enduring was indeed keeping me at full attention lol. Thanks for the save.
 
I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for dentists.
Cruel creatures indeed.

Maybe you should choose another character.
After all, I am no longer a cleaning lady, but a billionaire!
Not to mention Miss Stephens, who became an audiologist overnight!

You could be... a pilot!
I've always had a thing for pilots! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Sounds good to me.
 
Now that the three of the ladies have sat, it's time for @aura to make her move.

@aot the pediatrician has promised to remove the cast on our filthy rich cleaning lady. Oh if the good doctor only knew what was in store. Cleaning lady with the shiny new toy, miss Stephens with her candy for adult men, and that easy going young lady with the tattoo, take me now, the young Dr. @aot is in for some serious excitement.

But that's ok because the 3 ladies don't know Dr. @aot is a very excitable boy. He doesn't need blue candy from miss Stephens. Before becoming a pediatrician, the nice Dr. @aot was a porn star. The three ladies are no match for this big stud.

The young lady starts to work on him and he just smiles, the rich cleaning lady plugs in her new toy and begins to massage the Dr. @aot. Miss Stephens slowly kisses him and slips the blue candy into his mouth. Twenty minutes later the women are screaming, orgasms going off in all directions. The young lady shaking in her high heels, the cleaning lady lying exhausted from the serious act performed on her and miss Stephens unconscious from being on the bottom of the pile. The big stud Dr. @aot smiling with sincere happiness that he gave them a good lesson on the art of sexual behaviour. "That'll learn em," he thinks.
 
Now that the three of the ladies have sat, it's time for @aura to make her move.

@aot the pediatrician has promised to remove the cast on our filthy rich cleaning lady. Oh if the good doctor only knew what was in store. Cleaning lady with the shiny new toy, miss Stephens with her candy for adult men, and that easy going young lady with the tattoo, take me now, the young Dr. @aot is in for some serious excitement.

But that's ok because the 3 ladies don't know Dr. @aot is a very excitable boy. He doesn't need blue candy from miss Stephens. Before becoming a pediatrician, the nice Dr. @aot was a porn star. The three ladies are no match for this big stud.

The young lady starts to work on him and he just smiles, the rich cleaning lady plugs in her new toy and begins to massage the Dr. @aot. Miss Stephens slowly kisses him and slips the blue candy into his mouth. Twenty minutes later the women are screaming, orgasms going off in all directions. The young lady shaking in her high heels, the cleaning lady lying exhausted from the serious act performed on her and miss Stephens unconscious from being on the bottom of the pile. The big stud Dr. @aot smiling with sincere happiness that he gave them a good lesson on the art of sexual behaviour. "That'll learn em," he thinks.
My God @Elmer B Fuddled!

You dirty pig! It's not even Tuesday yet! :p
 
Well @Exit, no one jumped in to get this story to an end, or at least the next chapter, so I did it.
No more jumping for this little bunny for the next 2 months... :unsure:

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Now that the three of the ladies have sat, it's time for @aura to make her move
Gotta love them disability jokes! :LOL:
Before becoming a pediatrician, the nice Dr. @aot was a porn star.
That reminds me, I also have something to confess :D
Miss Stephens slowly kisses him and slips the blue candy into his mouth.
Wherever you go, there's Miss Stephens popping a blue pill in some guy's mouth! :LOL:
miss Stephens unconscious from being on the bottom of the pile.
Insane! :ROFL:
The big stud Dr. @aot smiling with sincere happiness that he gave them a good lesson on the art of sexual behaviour.
That would be from all the mac and cheese he ate yesterday... superpowers!
 

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