Chit Chat and All That...

[Exit]

I could write novels but would need nude models to help spice things up. First book could be Raul does Sally.

Just make a fake profile on Gaysir and another on Happn.

DO NOT tell the Sallies Raul is über gay

Face masks and some bananas might be needed.

 

[Zugzug]

As the day turns continued...

As the two women nearly killed the Dr. Exit, they thought what the hell, are there any more doctors we can play with?

The cleaning lady, hobbling around still nude with a big grin on her pretty face said, "there's a dentist down the hall, he's single and very good looking."

The young lady was all for visiting this dentist, seems the two of them @aura and the young lady, couldn't get enough of this enjoyment.

So down the hall they decided to go, stopping at the reception desk and asking miss Stephens if she would like to join in, why not, a grand 3some could be real fun.

Off they go, miss Stephens the young lady and the crippled @aura.

The dentist was just polishing his dental instrument. Before they entered his examination room they all decided to enter nude. So off with the Walker, their clothes and just wearing high heels they entered.

Now the young dentist @Wrfortiscue turned to see three beautiful ladies in the nude. The young lady with the tattoo walked right up to the dentist and pointed at her tattoo, which as we know read take me now. The crippled @aura and miss Stephens happily started a serious rub down on the dentist. Poor man didn't stand a chance as the lovely miss Stephens slipped a Viagra pill down his throat.

30 minutes later, well you can use your imagination from here on.

Since this is also a medical forum, I wonder if the dentist experienced side effects from the Viagra? Did his tinnitus worsen? I sure hope not, as @Wrfortiscue has been worsening lately.

Also, pretty cruel of the dentist, as he has tinnitus and yet does dental work. He's simultaneously a sadist and masochist, as the tools worsen him and his patients. My takeaway is that the dentist is a totally fucked up dude.

Miss Stephens is not so innocent either, damn.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

As the day turns continued...

As the two women nearly killed the Dr. Exit, they thought what the hell, are there any more doctors we can play with?

The cleaning lady, hobbling around still nude with a big grin on her pretty face said, "there's a dentist down the hall, he's single and very good looking."

The young lady was all for visiting this dentist, seems the two of them @aura and the young lady, couldn't get enough of this enjoyment.

So down the hall they decided to go, stopping at the reception desk and asking miss Stephens if she would like to join in, why not, a grand 3some could be real fun.

Off they go, miss Stephens the young lady and the crippled @aura.

The dentist was just polishing his dental instrument. Before they entered his examination room they all decided to enter nude. So off with the Walker, their clothes and just wearing high heels they entered.

Now the young dentist @Wrfortiscue turned to see three beautiful ladies in the nude. The young lady with the tattoo walked right up to the dentist and pointed at her tattoo, which as we know read take me now. The crippled @aura and miss Stephens happily started a serious rub down on the dentist. Poor man didn't stand a chance as the lovely miss Stephens slipped a Viagra pill down his throat.

30 minutes later, well you can use your imagination from here on.

You forgot the part where the dentist ran away crying because Viagra is ototoxic

On a side note when I took those pills, the wife would run for the hills lol.

 

[aura]

You filthy animal. You are the first to point out an alternative interpretation of "zugzug." I chose this username because my favorite game of all time is Warcraft 3. In this game, the orc units say "zugzug" to mean like "yes yes" (I'll do what you ask).

However, in non-warcraft terms, it is also caveman speak for sex lol. This is just like me, to be accidentally perverted.

I don't know who's filthier, @Zugzug for choosing the name or @Exit for knowing what it means!

 

[Zugzug]

I don't know who's filthier, @Zugzug for choosing the name or @Exit for knowing what it means!

I definitely have to shoulder that responsibility. @Exit probably figured it out from googling my name (same way I figured it out), which actually sounds innocent and endearing as a fellow sufferer.

Here's what happened when I did the same thing:

It turns out, Exit has a dirty meaning too. Used in a sentence: After having zugzug with the dentist, Miss Stephens had to exit out of the rear.

Okay, I just showered, but I need another one.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Funny I'm called the dentist when I have a damn dental drill in my head everyday lmao.

 

[aura]

I definitely have to shoulder that responsibility. @Exit probably figured it out from googling my name (same way I figured it out), which actually sounds innocent and endearing as a fellow sufferer.

Here's what happened when I did the same thing:

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It turns out, Exit has a dirty meaning too. Used in a sentence: After having zugzug with the dentist, Miss Stephens had to exit out of the rear.

Okay, I just showered, but I need another one.

Have you ever considered that maybe @Exit didn't have to google it?

...yep, exactly! Red flags all over the place!

You should be grateful for that shower.
I can't have a decent one with the cast.
Well... I could, but if you'd see my body positions you'd probably need a third shower!

So yeah, considering the cast thing, I guess I'm the filthiest of all!

 

[Zugzug]

Have you ever considered that maybe @Exit didn't have to google it?

...yep, exactly! Red flags all over the place!

You should be grateful for that shower.
I can't have a decent one with the cast.
Well... I could, but if you'd see my body positions you'd probably need a third shower!

So yeah, considering the cast thing, I guess I'm the filthiest of all!

You win. Definitely the filthiest and I definitely need another shower.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Have you ever considered that maybe @Exit didn't have to google it?

...yep, exactly! Red flags all over the place!

You should be grateful for that shower.
I can't have a decent one with the cast.
Well... I could, but if you'd see my body positions you'd probably need a third shower!

So yeah, considering the cast thing, I guess I'm the filthiest of all!

So now that I've accomplished getting all the folks here wound up it's up to one of you to continue the story. You know, add some kink to it.

 

[Steph1710]

you realize you played the part of miss Stephens.

I was hoping so...

Sorry I haven't had any input on this sordid affair - I've been incredibly busy this week. Don't worry, I'll be sure to continue the story

 

[Zugzug]

So now that I've accomplished getting all the folks here wound up it's up to one of you to continue the story. You know, add some kink to it.

Maybe it's on me to wind everyone back down with a wholesome sequel. Remember the good ol' days where we sat around the campfire and jubilantly laughed about track suits? It was clearly the gateway kink to wherever the hell we're at now.

God knows if @Exit or @aura keep going with it, it will only get filthier.

 

[Exit]

Since this is also a medical forum, I wonder if the dentist experienced side effects from the Viagra? Did his tinnitus worsen? I sure hope not, as @Wrfortiscue has been worsening lately.

Also, pretty cruel of the dentist, as he has tinnitus and yet does dental work. He's simultaneously a sadist and masochist, as the tools worsen him and his patients. My takeaway is that the dentist is a totally fucked up dude.

Miss Stephens is not so innocent either, damn.

Have you ever met a dentist who's not a mentally disturbed sadomasochistic devil with a big white (fake) grin on his face...?

You forgot the part where the dentist ran away crying because Viagra is ototoxic

On a side note when I took those pills, the wife would run for the hills lol.

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Even his wife is afraid

I definitely have to shoulder that responsibility. @Exit probably figured it out from googling my name (same way I figured it out), which actually sounds innocent and endearing as a fellow sufferer.

Here's what happened when I did the same thing:

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It turns out, Exit has a dirty meaning too. Used in a sentence: After having zugzug with the dentist, Miss Stephens had to exit out of the rear.

Okay, I just showered, but I need another one.

No googling needed amigo

FYI.

The good ol Dr. @Exit was a very ambitious young lad in med school, so even though he's an ENT at heart, he runs a proctologist office in the evenings with his dear friends @Elmer B Fuddled and @Zugzug

Hey @aura, @Steph1710! Who's following you?

Maybe it's on me to wind everyone back down with a wholesome sequel. Remember the good ol' days where we sat around the campfire and jubilantly laughed about track suits? It was clearly the gateway kink to wherever the hell we're at now.

God knows if @Exit or @aura keep going with it, it will only get filthier.

What really happened was that @Steph1710 told Dr. Exit about her smutty short stories, her early (wild) twenties, and suggested something similar to distract him from his suicidal ideations. Well except for his passions of micro suction and colonoscopies that is.

Then all of a sudden this sexually starved crippled girl wanted some action too. Then the ball kept running and the innocent threesome turned into the wildest group orgy ever seen on Tinnitus Talk!

So the Orgy was indeed ignited by our sweet innocent @Steph1710

 

[aura]

Maybe it's on me to wind everyone back down with a wholesome sequel. Remember the good ol' days where we sat around the campfire and jubilantly laughed about track suits? It was clearly the gateway kink to wherever the hell we're at now.

God knows if @Exit or @aura keep going with it, it will only get filthier.

There comes a time in every person's life when he has to let the track suit go.

Naked ears & beyond.

And don't forget: we're all in this together!

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Maybe it's on me to wind everyone back down with a wholesome sequel. Remember the good ol' days where we sat around the campfire and jubilantly laughed about track suits? It was clearly the gateway kink to wherever the hell we're at now.

God knows if @Exit or @aura keep going with it, it will only get filthier.

Where I grew up, track suits weren't worn and white socks were outlawed. Now here track suits represent gangsta wankers.

Since this is also a medical forum, I wonder if the dentist experienced side effects from the Viagra? Did his tinnitus worsen? I sure hope not, as @Wrfortiscue has been worsening lately.

Also, pretty cruel of the dentist, as he has tinnitus and yet does dental work. He's simultaneously a sadist and masochist, as the tools worsen him and his patients. My takeaway is that the dentist is a totally fucked up dude.

Miss Stephens is not so innocent either, damn.

Haaaa, that was the whole idea, all of them are guilty. And the dentist, if he's lucky enough, he could run around with a protrusion for 14 hours. Poor ladies.

 

[Zugzug]

There comes a time in every person's life when he has to let the track suit go.

Naked ears & beyond.

And don't forget: we're all in this together!

Nope. I have high track suit integrity. It never comes off. Although, to be fair, I would much rather take my track suit off than my earmuffs.

Where I grew up, track suits weren't worn and white socks were outlawed. Now here track suits represent gangsta wankers.

They were outlawed by me because I had a monopoly on them.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

@Steph1710, be sure to add that eye doctor in, the one with coke bottle glasses. He's down the other end of the building, also he wears huge ear protection, looks like something out of Minecraft, his office door reads eye see you, Dr. @Zugzug, free eye examinations.

 

[aura]

The dentist was just polishing his dental instrument.

Of course he was.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Of course he was.

After I wrote that it struck home, oh hell the dentist was polishing his instrument... hmmmm.

 

[aura]

@Zugzug, here's a tracksuit alternative for you!

 

[Exit]

@Zugzug, here's a tracksuit alternative for you!

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Ohff... that's awful aura

How's the foot fetish going ?

 

[Zugzug]

@Zugzug, here's a tracksuit alternative for you!

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I am willing to wear this under the track suit. You aren't getting more out of me.

Also, angles and trigonometry are an important component of zugzug so the shirt is a valuable reminder to respect the math to whoever engages in zugzug with me in the future.

 

[Zugzug]

@Steph1710, be sure to add that eye doctor in, the one with coke bottle glasses. He's down the other end of the building, also he wears huge ear protection, looks like something out of Minecraft, his office door reads eye see you, Dr. @Zugzug, free eye examinations.

Oh god. So this creepy eye doctor stalks me in particular? Why would Miss Stephens be interested in that? Then again, she felt compelled to slip an ototoxic drug to the dentist so she's not working with a full deck...

 

[aura]

Ohff... that's awful aura

Thanks!

How's the foot fetish going ?

Good!

Training for the Olympics

 

[aura]

I am willing to wear this under the track suit. You aren't getting more out of me.

Well, that's a start.

You could totally wear this outfit on a first date with a Tinnitus Talk Girl!

Follow me for more tips&tricks!

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Oh god. So this creepy eye doctor stalks me in particular? Why would Miss Stephens be interested in that? Then again, she felt compelled to slip an ototoxic drug to the dentist so she's not working with a full deck...

Miss Stephens and her cohorts in sex are on a mission to conquer all the doctors in the same building. It seems to me miss Stephens has a pocket full of sex pills and her dear friend @aura is in full mood to keep the 3 of them happy.

 

[Zugzug]

Well, that's a start.

You could totally wear this outfit on a first date with a Tinnitus Talk Girl!

Follow me for more tips&tricks!

I'll hold off for now. You've led me astray enough times. Although, you did earn brownie points with the math shirt.

 

[Zugzug]

Miss Stephens and her cohorts in sex are on a mission to conquer all the doctors in the same building. It seems to me miss Stephens has a pocket full of sex pills and her dear friend @aura is in full mood to keep the 3 of them happy.

Let's call it straight: Miss Stephens is a predator! I'm becoming increasingly uncomfortable with thinking of Miss Stephens as @Steph1710 lol.

 

[Exit]

Oh well it's Saturday night good folks, and yet another bed time story from the fabulous life of Dr. Exit.

ENT seminar in Magaluf

The good Dr. Exit was rushing out of the airport, the climate was hot and humid, his white shirt lingered to his muscular chest and upper arms (think Matthew McConaughey in his heyday).

He was befuddled by the pink cheetah on the side of the bus and the heavy music, but he was running late after the rendezvous with the flight attendants in the back stall of the plane.

The bus was completely filled with a drunk and tipsy cheerleading group from England! (Think @Steph1710 in her early twenties.)

The poor Dr. Exit had even forgotten his earplugs. Fortunately two of the friendly cheetahs had their tongues in his ears the whole trip to Magaluf thereby the good Doc avoided tinnitus! The other young vultures... well you can only imagine..

Finally Dr. Exit came to the hotel, thinking only of sleep and how a long weekend without using his ENT tools would be such a blessing.

He opened the door to his room.
There on the king sized bed were his lovely audiologist @Steph1710 and his naughty cleaning lady @aura completely nude, oiled up in a sea of red rose petals and dozens of sex toys.

Thank goodness the poor Doc never goes to an ENT seminar without lots of Viagra at hand

 

[aura]

I'll hold off for now. You've led me astray enough times.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about!

Although, you did earn brownie points with the math shirt.

And there's more where that came from!

 

[aura]

Oh well it's Saturday night good folks, and yet another bed time story from the fabulous life of Dr. Exit.

ENT seminar in Magaluf

The good Dr. Exit was rushing out of the airport, the climate was hot and humid, his white shirt lingered to his muscular chest and upper arms (think Matthew McConaughey in his heyday).

He was befuddled by the pink cheetah on the side of the bus and the heavy music, but he was running late after the rendezvous with the flight attendants in the back stall of the plane.

The bus was completely filled with a drunk and tipsy cheerleading group from England! (Think @Steph1710 in her early twenties.)

The poor Dr. Exit had even forgotten his earplugs. Fortunately two of the friendly cheetahs had their tongues in his ears the whole trip to Magaluf thereby the good Doc avoided tinnitus! The other young vultures... well you can only imagine..

Finally Dr. Exit came to the hotel, thinking only of sleep and how a long weekend without using his ENT tools would be such a blessing.

He opened the door to his room.
There on the king sized bed were his lovely audiologist @Steph1710 and his naughty cleaning lady @aura completely nude, oiled up in a sea of red rose petals and dozens of sex toys.

Thank goodness the poor Doc never goes to an ENT seminar without lots of Viagra at hand

And this, ladies and gentelmen, is how you cure tinnitus!

There on the king sized bed were his lovely audiologist @Steph1710 and his naughty cleaning lady @aura completely nude, oiled up in a sea of red rose petals and dozens of sex toys.

How come Miss Stephens upgraded from a secretary to an audiologist but Aura is still the cleaning lady?

At least she's cast-free this episode... I guess that's an improvement!

Take care with her though.
She strikes me as the sweet but psycho, jealous type!
Good Dr. Exit might be in real trouble!