Chit Chat and All That...

[Exit]

@Steph1710, try and relax, start packing your mosquito spray and don't get a cold before you go...

Most importantly have that Rob guy by your side all the time in Italy!

Those Italiano boys and men will not leave you in peace even on the loo

Don't be fooled by their young age and boyish nature!

 

[Stacken77]

Unfortunately though, it has been my experience, that morons like this rarely suffer the consequences of their actions.

That's the thing. We haven't done enough crap, that's why we don't prosper. That may be a better tinnitus prevention measure than advocating hearing protection; do more bad things and health may abound!

It's funny as that was a saying of my grandfather. Life seems totally backwards, lol.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

That's the thing. We haven't done enough crap, that's why we don't prosper. That may be a better tinnitus prevention measure than advocating hearing protection; do more bad things and health may abound!

It's funny as that was a saying of my grandfather. Life seems totally backwards, lol.

I don't know… I've done a lot of stupid things and here I suffer.

 

[Stacken77]

I don't know… I've done a lot of stupid things and here I suffer.

Well, I've done my fair share of shit too, but not "drill rap™" kinda stuff you know.

 

[Steph1710]

I'm sorry @Steph1710...

Love you.

This cheered me up so much.
Love you too - my crazy Norwegian. <3

 

[aura]

This cheered me up so much.
Love you too - my crazy Norwegian. <3

Cool profile photo.

 

[aura]

@Exit, is that you?

 

[aura]

Movie recommendation: "Silent wedding". (Netflix).

"In 1953, the exuberant wedding celebrations of a young couple in a small Romanian village are forced to continue in silence after learning festivities are to be cancelled to make way for the dutiful mourning of Stalin's death."

Enjoy!

 

[Damocles]

Movie recommendation: "Silent wedding". (Netflix).

"In 1953, the exuberant wedding celebrations of a young couple in a small Romanian village are forced to continue in silence after learning festivities are to be cancelled to make way for the dutiful mourning of Stalin's death."

Enjoy!

Sounds light hearted and fun.

I'm going to make this the movie for all my dates, from now on! ˚°*＼(^o^)／˚°

Thank you @aura.

 

[Steph1710]

Cool profile photo.

Thanks Sis!

It was in one of our exhibition cases. I saw it and started laughing because I've never seen my life so accurately represented before.

In fact, I believe this dead toad, stuck on its back, pretty much represents all of us on here. Just look at how its mouth hangs open in a silent cry for help. Dry and withered, no one cares.

 

[Steph1710]

try and relax, start packing your mosquito spray and don't get a cold before you go...

Hopefully they will all be dead by now - though some hang around until November.

Most importantly have that Rob guy by your side all the time in Italy!

Rob isn't going with me because he didn't have his vaccines in time. My dad is coming instead. Though he has been a dick head to me recently, so I'm not really looking forward to it anymore. We don't have a great relationship, and I have no idea why I asked him to come instead of inviting one of my many willing friends… poor shout Steph.

Those Italiano boys and men will not leave you in peace even on the loo

Don't be fooled by their young age and boyish nature!

Ha! I wish. I was hoping to eat pizza and partake in an Italian gang bang… "anyone seen Rocco Siffredi around here!?"

 

[Damocles]

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Thanks Sis!

It was in one of our exhibition cases. I saw it and started laughing because I've never seen my life so accurately represented before.

In fact, I believe this dead toad, stuck on its back, pretty much represents all of us on here. Just look at how it's mouth hangs open in a silent cry for help. Dry and withered, no one cares.

Poor dead Toad... maybe some TRT would help it?

 

[aura]

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Thanks Sis!

It was in one of our exhibition cases. I saw it and started laughing because I've never seen my life so accurately represented before.

In fact, I believe this dead toad, stuck on its back, pretty much represents all of us on here. Just look at how it's mouth hangs open in a silent cry for help. Dry and withered, no one cares.

F*ck yeah.
Dark humour.
That healthy, happy, glowing toad in the original profile picture... and now this.
Guess not everybody gets a happy ending.

That toad did though. It's in a better place now )

* Imagine being a frog and having hyperacusis. Good luck in finding a mate!

 

[Juan]

I'm 31 and starting to get wrinkles

I thought according to science that one does not wrinkle until at least the tender age of 35

 

[Juan]

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Thanks Sis!

It was in one of our exhibition cases. I saw it and started laughing because I've never seen my life so accurately represented before.

In fact, I believe this dead toad, stuck on its back, pretty much represents all of us on here. Just look at how it's mouth hangs open in a silent cry for help. Dry and withered, no one cares.

There are magnificent specimens in funny poses at the Vienna Natural History Museum. Some of them are sitting inside their jars in poses that suggest "I was going to answer the doorbell and look what happened to me".

 

[aura]

Sounds light hearted and fun.

I'm going to make this the movie for all my dates, from now on! ˚°*＼(^o^)／˚°

Thank you @aura.

Speaking of dates... where is our beloved @Exit? Maybe on a hot date with that Asian dick chick?

I have the perfect meme for him

 

[aura]

"I was going to answer the doorbell and look what happened to me".

Hilarious!

 

[aura]

I thought according to science that one does not wrinkle until at least the tender age of 35

Science is crap. Have you seen her current profile picture?

I bet she regrets now not washing off that makeup every night...

 

[Exit]

I thought according to science that one does not wrinkle until at least the tender age of 35

That's only for men

Science really doesn't give a shit about women

 

[Exit]

@Exit, is that you?

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Watch out honey bunny

 

[Juan]

Movie recommendation: "Silent wedding". (Netflix).

"In 1953, the exuberant wedding celebrations of a young couple in a small Romanian village are forced to continue in silence after learning festivities are to be cancelled to make way for the dutiful mourning of Stalin's death."

Enjoy!

Sounds good! I am going to look it up!

Do you have recommendations for Romanian literature (other than Cartarescu)?

 

[Steph1710]

I thought according to science that one does not wrinkle until at least the tender age of 35

Unfortunately not...

 

[Steph1710]

Poor dead Toad... maybe some TRT would help it?

The toad tried that for 2 years. Didn't help. Though for some reason the audiologist suggests the toad gives it another go. And if that doesn't work this time around, the toad should start learning to accept it and move on.

And that is exactly why the toad is now laying on his back with nothing else to give in life.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Poor dead Toad... maybe some TRT would help it?

Not sure Testosterone Replacement Therapy can help that haha.

 

[Steph1710]

Not sure Testosterone Replacement Therapy can help that haha.

Terrible haha!

 

[Exit]

Speaking of dates... where is our beloved @Exit? Maybe on a hot date with that Asian dick chick?

I have the perfect meme for him

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Mock me all you want, I'm just happy you're back here with us where you belong

 

[aura]

Sounds good! I am going to look it up!

Do you have recommendations for Romanian literature (other than Cartarescu)?

Mircea Eliade, Nora Iuga, Horia Roman Patapievici, Gabriel Liiceanu, Neagu Djuvara.

Please tell me if you enjoyed the movie

 

[aura]

Not sure Testosterone Replacement Therapy can help that haha.

The joke that keeps on giving.

 

[aura]

Friendship goals.

 

[aura]

And another good one