Chit Chat and All That...

[aura]

Tinnitus has aged the fuck out of me.

So relatable.

 

[Ed209]

Foreskin face creams?

WTF is that? Definitely not that.

 

[Exit]

...and that you have dark hair.

@aura, I'm depressed and older than you...

Could use a good laugh.
How bout telling us what you've said to your husband about good ol' Dr. Exit?

To be honest not much to say without getting any eyebrows back huh...?

And we want shoe size of hubby too

 

[aura]

@aura, I'm depressed and older than you...

Could use a good laugh.
How bout telling us what you've said to your husband about good ol' Dr. Exit?

To be honest not much to say without getting any eyebrows back huh...?

And we want shoe size of hubby too

Well he knows you as the mysterious, strange guy on Tinnitus Talk forum.

He really likes your jokes, especially the testosterone one. One of my favourites too.

And the shoe size is... drum roll... 45 going on 46. Such a pleasure going shopping...

 

[Exit]

Well he knows you as the mysterious, strange guy on Tinnitus Talk forum.

He really likes your jokes, especially the testosterone one. One of my favourites too.

And the shoe size is... drum roll... 45 going on 46. Such a pleasure going shopping...

I'm 45 myself

He sounds like a cool guy

Maybe we both ditch you

I know a lot of men going gay after getting a cute kid or two

 

[Jazzer]

Nice try, @Jazzer!

I have to tell you Aura - I've always liked ladies. In my opinion, they've got a couple of things going for them. So lovely.

(...er...does it show...??)

 

[Jazzer]

I feel more like this:

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There's pictures of me on pages 3 and 4 of the Tinnitus Talk family photo album

Gotta tell you Ed - I just went back to look at you in the Tinnitus Talk Family Album - and must admit (grudgingly) that you are a pretty smart-ish looking fella, but I can't help wondering what you would look like, stripped down to your jocks, at 8am on a February morning, sitting on the back of a life-size statue of a moose in Düsseldorf public park??

I'm unashamedly scraping the barrel now for some long overdue, and much needed female attention.

(Silly old bastard.)

Perhaps I'll get a sympathy vote??

 

[aura]

I'm 45 myself

He sounds like a cool guy

Maybe we both ditch you

I know a lot of men going gay after getting a cute kid or two

Highly unlikely, but I'll let him know.

I'm sure he'll appreciate your offer.

 

[aura]

Hey, @Elmer B Fuddled, where are you?
You're missing the Tinnitus Talk party!

You won't believe it, but a stripped down to his jocks @Jazzer just popped out of a huge cake!

 

[Nathaniel Teposo]

Foreskin face creams? I hear all the celebs are using it.

Probably the same soap we use to wash our balls in shower.

 

[Steph1710]

WTF is that?

It is what it is. And that's face cream made out of circumcised babies foreskins.
All the rage apparently. Pretty messed up hey.

 

[Exit]

Hey, @Elmer B Fuddled, where are you?
You're missing the Tinnitus Talk party!

You won't believe it, but a stripped down to his jocks @Jazzer just popped out of a huge cake!

My feisty bunny got new batteries this morning... Starting to sleep better, huh...?

I'm too depressed to appreciate it. Now I just want to hug you. How pathetic is that...?

I also wanted to make a comment about that bird looking awfully lot like that Rob guy. I really don't like him having Miss Stephens all for himself with those size 48 shoes...

@Elmer B Fuddled is a little butthurt because once an uptight dollie didn't like his perverted stories...

I guess the older you get, the more sensitive that bun is, isn't that so Elmer?

This is the second morning someone is doing "something" in my building... When the hell will it stop @Damocles...?

 

[Exit]

@Juan, you crazy Spaniard! That Almería place is the second hottest spot in Europe right after miss Stephens old van! And it's Europe's only desert! And they have scorpions and black widows according to a quick Boogle search. I can barely handle women so 8 legged poisonous killer creatures are a big NO!

Besides I would probably end up in bed with the daughter of an illegal farm worker and be housing 200 relatives from Mali...

Sounds really quiet...

How about a German retirement neighbourhood in Sonnenland Gran Canary...?

 

[Damocles]

This is the second morning someone is doing "something" in my building... When the hell will it stop @Damocles...?

Lol, dude, have you thought about just knocking and asking wtf is going? And when (roughly) it might end?

I've got a neighbour that listens to drill rap (not drilling, drill rap; it's a genre of rap music that tends to focus mainly on the subject of killing people and dealing drugs, because you were apparently left no other choice by "society") loudly, quite often.

If he plays it at an unreasonably high volume while I'm trying to study (or sleep) I have to knock at his door and tell him to turn the sh*t down.

I've also had the construction-work thing happen, like is happening with you at the moment, where some neighbour starts drilling or sawing without any warning. We also have compulsory, in-built fire alarms that you can't remove throughout our apartment buildings, and several of them will go off in apartments near me, 4 or 5 times a day; this is why I keep a pair of Ear Defenders nearby me, even in my home, all the time. When I study they're on my desk (correcting the grammar in my essays), when I'm watching TV, they sit on the sofa next to me (and remark on how bad some person looks with their fake boobs etc.).

But if it becomes an everyday occurrence, then I can't keep letting it slide, and eventually I'm left with no choice but to go and confront them; ask them how much longer it's going to keep happening, and remind them we have legal noise/anti-social behaviour laws in this country.

Don't you guys have some kind of government department to deal with this kind of thing in Norway? Over here it's called Environmental Health (and yes I've had to use them more than once).

@Juan, you crazy Spaniard! That Almería place is the second hottest spot in Europe right after miss Stephens old van! And it's Europe's only desert! And they have scorpions and black widows according to a quick Boogle search. I can barely handle women so 8 legged poisonous killer creatures are a big NO!

Yeah, I didn't want to say anything at the time, but it did seem pretty absurd recommending Almería, of all the places in Spain, to a Scandinavian.

I think you'd probably want to start in the North, and then maybe work your way down over the course of a decade or two.

 

[Jazzer]

It is what it is. And that's face cream made out of circumcised babies foreskins.
All the rage apparently. Pretty messed up hey.

Surely nobody circumcises babies any more. A regime devised by various religions to minimise the sensual pleasure of perfectly normal human sexual experience.

Absolutely abhorrent and children should be protected by law from this vile practice.

 

[Steph1710]

Surely nobody circumcises babies any more. A regime devised by various religions to minimise the sensual pleasure of perfectly normal human sexual experience.

Absolutely abhorrent and children should be protected by law from this vile practice.

Unfortunately they do Dave. Did you see my post below about the show I went to watch on Monday?

So last night Rob and I went to watch a show called 'Manhood' at Norwich Theatre.

It was an hours rant by the actor Tom Rosenthal, from 'Plebs' and 'Friday Night Dinner', about how he feels robbed of his foreskin because he was circumcised as a baby.

It was essentially an hour of dick jokes - It was flipping brilliant!

And yes, I was all earplugged and earmuffs at the ready. It was a small, intimate theatre, and not noisy at all. I was apprehensive but the ear plugs I have are so good.

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He was explaining how it is still done and all the terrible reasons people give for wanting it done still. He advocates against it. It was a funny show, but with an important message behind it.

And yes, I agree. It is a barbaric practice and I can't believe they still do it.

 

[Jazzer]

Unfortunately they do Dave. Did you see my post below about the show I went to watch on Monday?

He was explaining how it is still done and all the terrible reasons people give for wanting it done still. He advocates against it. It was a funny show, but with an important message behind it.

And yes, I agree. It is a barbaric practice and I can't believe they still do it.

Just about the only aspect of motherhood my mother got right - but only by default.

 

[Exit]

Lol, dude, have you thought about just knocking and asking wtf is going? And when (roughly) it might end?

I've got a neighbour that listens to drill rap (not drilling, drill rap; it's a genre of rap music that tends to focus mainly on the subject of killing people and dealing drugs, because you were apparently left no other choice by "society") loudly, quite often.

If he plays it at an unreasonably high volume while I'm trying to study (or sleep) I have to knock at his door and tell him to turn the sh*t down.

I've also had the construction-work thing happen, like is happening with you at the moment, where some neighbour starts drilling or sawing without any warning. We also have compulsory, in-built fire alarms that you can't remove throughout our apartment buildings, and several of them will go off in apartments near me, 4 or 5 times a day; this is why I keep a pair of Ear Defenders nearby me, even in my home, all the time. When I study they're on my desk (correcting the grammar in my essays), when I'm watching TV, they sit on the sofa next to me (and remark on how bad some person looks with their fake boobs etc.).

But if it becomes an everyday occurrence, then I can't keep letting it slide, and eventually I'm left with no choice but to go and confront them; ask them how much longer it's going to keep happening, and remind them we have legal noise/anti-social behaviour laws in this country.

Don't you guys have some kind of government department to deal with this kind of thing in Norway? Over here it's called Environmental Health (and yes I've had to use them more than once).

Yeah, I didn't want to say anything at the time, but it did seem pretty absurd recommending Almería, of all the places in Spain, to a Scandinavian.

I think you'd probably want to start in the North, and then maybe work your way down over the course of a decade or two.

Norwegians couldn't find a good time even if it hit them in the butt.

Even before COVID-19, renovating was folk hobby number 1. Number 2 was eating bullshit cheap food and saving for a Tesla.

Ridiculous. Unless it's loud music or a loud pet you wouldn't get nowhere. Well circle sawing on a balcony perhaps.

I too have earmuffs in my hand all day long. Yes I've been knocking doors, notes in the mailboxes etc.

I hope the fire alarm isn't central connected. that would be unlivable...

Big hug @Damocles

 

[aura]

 

[Jazzer]

Right - that's it - I've made up my mind - a flash of insight and I now know my way forward. I'll be a writer !!

Can't go wrong.

 

[Jazzer]

(...er...did any of you gals notice your perky breasts heaving ??)

 

[Nathaniel Teposo]

 

[Wrfortiscue]

(...er...did any of you gals notice your perky breasts heaving ??)

What lol.

 

[Damocles]

Unfortunately they do Dave. Did you see my post below about the show I went to watch on Monday?

He was explaining how it is still done and all the terrible reasons people give for wanting it done still. He advocates against it. It was a funny show, but with an important message behind it.

And yes, I agree. It is a barbaric practice and I can't believe they still do it.

 

[Steph1710]

On another note, I've been so stressed that my hair has been falling out for months. Now it's starting to show. Think I might have to shave the lot off.

 

[Exit]

On another note, I've been so stressed that my hair has been falling out for months. Now it's starting to show. Think I might have to shave the lot off.

So, overweight and balled huh...?

Perhaps it's time to reconsider moving in with Dr .Exit in southern Spain

We'll fit right in with the other sun-dried beer bellies down there

 

[Jazzer]

On another note, I've been so stressed that my hair has been falling out for months. Now it's starting to show. Think I might have to shave the lot off.

Sorry to hear this Steph.
I experience a load of stress as well.
I would be so lost without my meditation.

Do you do any deep relaxation practices?

(Even if you do shave the lot off
- you'll still be a beautiful lady.)

 

[Nathaniel Teposo]

On another note, I've been so stressed that my hair has been falling out for months. Now it's starting to show. Think I might have to shave the lot off.

Sorry to hear that Steph.

Stress can really cause quite a lot of things, especially hair loss. My sister often experiences hair fall so she cuts her hair like the modern adult male hairstyle.

 

[Damocles]

On another note, I've been so stressed that my hair has been falling out for months. Now it's starting to show. Think I might have to shave the lot off.

That's sh*t Steph.

Go see a consultant that specialises in hair-loss.

In my case it was a combination of stress (from tinnitus) and early onset MPB (male-pattern baldness) that caused mine. But because I mentioned it early to my GP, I managed to save at least 90% of my hair.

The good news is that in the case of stress, hair loss is rarely ever permanent. In practically every case the hair grows back once the source of stress has been confronted; so please don't let the hair loss contribute to the stress that's triggering the hair loss (them vicious circles).

♥

 

[Exit]

Think I'm gonna google Romanian porn this weekend

@aura, any tips?