Chit Chat and All That...

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Friday I was off petting ducks.

I love ducks

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Man.... now I want to see.

Not saying I'm going to sleep with you after you show it... but then again...

Well it's nothing special compared to what I've seen lol.

 

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Hi @Steph1710, thanks for reaching out to me again. I got a lot of posts today so I was wondering WTH I wrote last night. Turned out many alerts were just fake news

I'm so sorry what you have been through and what we all still are going through.

Congratulations with the job offerings
You should take the new one if it's not loud

Many hugs, I have to leave my place now and get out of here... Screaming idiots are back.

I'm not working but I have a part time job I perhaps can go back to. Having trouble seeing the point since it's not going to be the same, and it wasn't very satisfying even before all this, and now I can't do some of my tasks anyhow. But what else can I do. I'm partially on disability so I could easily get that all the way but then what...

Moving to nowhere and do nothing...?

 

[Christiaan]

I have had a very long and difficult life. I totally didn't deserve to end up with tinnitus and other ear problems. I thought I was owed a break. Fuuuck yoou world!

Long story short: my mum got with a pedophile, I was abused. I was homeless at 14. And that's not even the half of it.

BUT, as Elton once sang - "I'm still standing stronger than I did, feeling like a true survivor..."

I admire you, Steph, for staying so strong despite all of your horrible experiences. No one should ever go through something like that. It's almost incredible how resilient you are. Your presence on Tinnitus Talk instill inspiration in all us to be the best versions of ourselves, just like you are doing day in and day out.

 

[Damocles]

Well it's nothing special compared to what I've seen lol.

Yeah. We've all seen those videos...

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

I love ducks

I'm talking of real ducks, not the ones you have in your bathtub that when you fart they all swim in circles.

 

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Yeah. We've all seen those videos...

@Wrfortiscue's new nick:

@Bearcan

 

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I'm talking of real ducks, not the ones you have in your bathtub that when you fart they all swim in circles.

Everyone loves a rubber duck

 

[Shera]

Shera, I've been away from this thread for some time. Was just curious as to who is still active in it. That said, I am so deeply sorry to learn about your loss. It's no easy thing to care for someone at home, whom you love, that is dying. My condolences to you and your family.

Thank you Jim.

It is interesting who is all here still.

 

[Shera]

At age 29, I moved to Northern California, about 40 years ago. In the last several years almost 10% of California has burnt. Where I live, smoke is sometimes as thick as fog, where it's hard to see more than a few feet, but otherwise we are safe. Cal fire service is strained and on Route 50 by our house, we have seen long convoys of fire trucks coming from other States.

Yikes. The California fire's smoke gets stuck here where I'm at. We had the worst pollution in the world on Friday and I can still see it. I'd had to be right in it.

 

[Shera]

At the moment I work in museum and gallery exhibition design - though by qualification, I am an Architectural Historian. So, I might work where I am now, up until January, then leave.

This sounds like such an amazing job! I love Museum's and I'm obsessed with how the exhibits are designed!

 

[Shera]

Obviously I'd suggest a bit more of your own research on the matter before you start taking it, but for the record, I know a lot of guys take it simply for more powerful... tree branches... despite not actually having any problem with their... tree branches (??) 0_o and I've never seen them report any adverse effects to their hearing.

It does help for more powerful tree branches, but the real attraction is longer rides. Ye haw! (Sorry I just couldn't think of a tree thing for that. Besides a tire swing ride and that just seemed off. Holy bookworms you guys are cracking me up!!! )

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Everyone loves a rubber duck

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That's duck cruelty, swimming in soapy water which removes the oils from the duck's feathers. The oils help to keep them afloat.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

It does help for more powerful tree branches, but the real attraction is longer rides. Ye haw! (Sorry I just couldn't think of a tree thing for that. Besides a tire swing ride and that just seemed off. Holy bookworms you guys are cracking me up!!! )

Hummmmm were you the young lady with the tattoo on her leg, the one that instigated those other two @aura and miss Stephens aka @Steph1710 in their romp around town and Spain.

Asking for a friend.

 

[Damocles]

I don't know anything about @Shera's legs, or having a tattoo... but I have seen her "baked goods" , and they were lovely....

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[Shera]

@Elmer B Fuddled, sadly I was not invited! Bummer! I am such an instigator though! No tattoos either. Just loads of ear piercings.

@Damocles, I commend you on finding my baked goods!!! Muffins for all.

 

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@Elmer B Fuddled, sadly I was not invited! Bummer! I am such an instigator though! No tattoos either. Just loads of ear piercings.

@Damocles, I commend you on finding my baked goods!!! Muffins for all.

Hmmm, really sounds like you'll have a part in Dr. Exit and friends in southern Spain part 2...

What do you think @Elmer B Fuddled?

 

[Shera]

@Exit, oh! I get to join in on adventures too! Just dandy!

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

@Elmer B Fuddled, sadly I was not invited! Bummer! I am such an instigator though! No tattoos either. Just loads of ear piercings.

@Damocles, I commend you on finding my baked goods!!! Muffins for all.

When we start a new ramp with the 3 ladies and the straight gay boys we shall include you, especially those baked goods.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Hmmm, really sounds like you'll have a part in Dr. Exit and friends in southern Spain part 2...

What do you think @Elmer B Fuddled?

Oh yeah we need a 4th.

 

[Shera]

When we start a new ramp with the 3 ladies and the straight gay boys we shall include you, especially those baked goods.

Oh yeah we need a 4th.

Yeah! It's official!

@aot, how dare you go on adventures without me!

 

[aot]

@aot, how dare you go on adventures without me!

I've been in a hotel room with a redhead the entire time, lol.

 

[Shera]

I've been in a hotel room with a redhead the entire time, lol.

Um, sounds like adventures to me.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

The Rampage

So now that the terrible three ladies are home and the 3 gay straight lads are lying around scratching at some strange bugs that have emerged from their trip, let's see what they are up to.

One morning the cleaning lady @aura rang up miss @Steph1710 to invite her out for coffee, miss Stephens agreed and she phoned the young lady, they all met, and while walking down the street, who did they run into, well it just so seems that the baked goods lady @Shera was heading for her shop of goodies.

So the three invited her along for coffee, which she agreed to do. After ordering coffee and scones, which the baked goods lady had supplied the shop, they got down to business, discussing their next victims of sexual assault. Miss Stephens suggested that go for Dr. @Exit first seeing how he was so shy and they could teach him some new tricks. They agreed, the baked goods lady @Shera offered all the whipped cream they could want, her shop has it in 50 liter buckets. The cleaning lady has her walker all pimped out showing it off to the others, the damn thing is actually a disguise for her toy collection. There are 3 different types of erected instruments 5 sets of chains and whip, some bottles of oil which she claims is for oiling the wheels on her walker, there are some strange things that glow bright even in the daylight what they are she won't tell, but more than excited to show off. So they have all agreed to pay a visit to the good Dr. Exit. Now the Dr. Exit isn't aware these ladies with a new side kick are plotting.

Entering his office shortly after lunch they waited, Dr. @Exit had no clue they were there, his secretary, a new one, seeing how the other abandoned ship, called him to tell he had a patient who had a very strange walker and 3 ladies with her. Well he knew it couldn't be the 3 gangsta as they wouldn't be up to tricks plus there are 4 of them now. He asked the lady with the walker to come in to his office, disguised as an old woman the cleaning lady hobbled in. At the same time three ladies got up and followed. Miss Stephens getting out her famous blue pills, the baked goods lady reaching in her bag for whipping cream. Dr. @Exit quickly became suspicious the four of them all acting old.

Let the fun begin.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

It so happens that @Zugzug and his close pal @Wrfortiscue were in the nearest chemist buying some medicine for them damn itchy bugs, both of them had scratched their balls raw. Poor lads, such a fun hotel that must have been. The chemist @Elmer B Fuddled told the two scratching fools to go home and shave and put the medication on generously.

@Zugzug was telling @Wrfortiscue that he would rather shoot himself than this pain. "That'll learn us it's all miss Stephens fault for booking us into that damn gay hotel, she knew weren't gay, shit I feel sick over it all."How come Dr. @Exit ain't scratching his nuts off, the gay fecker he is."

Meanwhile the four ladies have the good doctor tied up and the baking goods lady is adding whipping cream to all moving parts, slurping it all off the Dr. @Exit. Well now the cleaning lady has applied her glowing gadgets in a couple of dark places on the Dr. @Exit and miss Stephens lovingly kissed the good Dr. @Exit, well now 30 minutes later.

 

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The Rampage

So now that the terrible three ladies are home and the 3 gay straight lads are lying around scratching at some strange bugs that have emerged from their trip, let's see what they are up to.

One morning the cleaning lady @aura rang up miss @Steph1710 to invite her out for coffee, miss Stephens agreed and she phoned the young lady, they all met, and while walking down the street, who did they run into, well it just so seems that the baked goods lady @Shera was heading for her shop of goodies.

So the three invited her along for coffee, which she agreed to do. After ordering coffee and scones, which the baked goods lady had supplied the shop, they got down to business, discussing their next victims of sexual assault. Miss Stephens suggested that go for Dr. @Exit first seeing how he was so shy and they could teach him some new tricks. They agreed, the baked goods lady @Shera offered all the whipped cream they could want, her shop has it in 50 liter buckets. The cleaning lady has her walker all pimped out showing it off to the others, the damn thing is actually a disguise for her toy collection. There are 3 different types of erected instruments 5 sets of chains and whip, some bottles of oil which she claims is for oiling the wheels on her walker, there are some strange things that glow bright even in the daylight what they are she won't tell, but more than excited to show off. So they have all agreed to pay a visit to the good Dr. Exit. Now the Dr. Exit isn't aware these ladies with a new side kick are plotting.

Entering his office shortly after lunch they waited, Dr. @Exit had no clue they were there, his secretary, a new one, seeing how the other abandoned ship, called him to tell he had a patient who had a very strange walker and 3 ladies with her. Well he knew it couldn't be the 3 gangsta as they wouldn't be up to tricks plus there are 4 of them now. He asked the lady with the walker to come in to his office, disguised as an old woman the cleaning lady hobbled in. At the same time three ladies got up and followed. Miss Stephens getting out her famous blue pills, the baked goods lady reaching in her bag for whipping cream. Dr. @Exit quickly became suspicious the four of them all acting old.

Let the fun begin.

You're such a good girl @Elmer B Fuddled!

And a morning bird apparently

What time is it at your place when posting such dirt?

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

You're such a good girl @Elmer B Fuddled!

And a morning bird apparently

What time is it at your place when posting such dirt?

First off, I'm not a girl and my time is GMT. If you were living in say Oregon USA, I would be 8 hours ahead. 1 pm Oregon is 9 pm Ireland.

And I thought you would like the dirt get right down into it, ya should have holed up with @aot in his sleazy hotel. You could have avoided all these other things happening to you and your straight gay boys.

Love to you,
Elmer

 

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First off, I'm not a girl and my time is GMT. If you were living in say Oregon USA, I would be 8 hours ahead. 1 pm Oregon is 9 pm Ireland.

And I thought you would like the dirt get right down into it, ya should have holed up with @aot in his sleazy hotel. You could have avoided all these other things happening to you and your straight gay boys.

Love to you,
Elmer

You know what they say, once you go gay there's no other way

Love you too honey bunny

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

You know what they say, once you go gay there's no other way

Love you too honey bunny

You truly are a sick individual and now the truth shall come out in the continuation of this saga. I can add that @aura will gladly help me with this version. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

You're such a good girl @Elmer B Fuddled!

And a morning bird apparently

What time is it at your place when posting such dirt?

I'm a very early rising man. It's old habits. As a timber feller in the woods we would arrive to the job in the dark. Having coffee and getting our caulked boots on. Start early, drop a hundred trees, go home, drink much alcohol, get up do it all again. That explains early rise. Grandad always said there's no job worth sneaking up to in the dark.