Photo Album of Tinnitus Talk Members

[Jazzer]

@OnceUponaTime ok time for you to get out the whip and your GPS to find those hidden folks and get their pictures up. Last thing we want is @Jazzer coming up with his jokes.

Hi @Elmer B Fuddled
I have an idea that our very own dominatrix - @OnceUponaTime - is currently out of commission with tennis elbow, housemaids kneecap, or some similar unglamorous occupational trauma.

Hopefully she'll soon be back up to full whipping capabilities soon.
We need keeping in order on here....x

 

[bobvann]

@OnceUponaTime
- as the Tinnitus Talk Family Album seems to have run it's course and essentially fizzled out through lack of interest from the membership,

Or has jumped the shark.

 

[Ed209]

Coming to a theatre near you...

 

[Bill Bauer]

The joke is in the ridiculous notion that the judge would not recognise that the clerk's response was incongruous with the importance of his office.
It's called 'humour' Bill.

What should have the judge said for it to be what the reader would have expect him or her to say? [The judge said what I expected him/her to say, but I am clearly missing something.]

 

[Jazzer]

Coming to a theatre near you...

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Just when I thought my entire existence was history, my dear mate @Ed209 puts my name back up in lights.
That's true friendship for you.
(Us musos gotta stick together.)
What a pal xxx

 

[Jazzer]

Or has jumped the shark.

Had to look that, obvious Americanism, up Bob.
So disinterest has put us in decline.
Right - Bollox - here comes another rotten joke.

 

[Jazzer]

Two old dears are scrubbing the steps of a mental hospital, when all of a sudden the front door is flung open, and a wild woman in a hospital gown lunges forward to try to escape.
Medical orderlies grab her, and pull her back, but she is screaming,

"I want a man!
I want to strip him off and screw the living daylights out of him till he screams for mercy!
Then I'm going to.....mumble mumble mumble"
as a hand goes over her mouth.
They manage to drag her back inside and the door slams shut.

The scrubbers say nothing.

Five minutes later she's there again,
"I'm gonna grab him, unzip his trousers, grab his whatsit and pull it and.....mumble mumble mumble' "
And the door slams shut once again.

The two old dears go on scrubbing.

Then one more time, the door flies open, and she screams, "I'll rip open his pants, grab hold of his thing, and.....:mumble mumble mumble...etc"
- the door slams shut once again.
Ten minutes later one scrubber turns to the other scrubber, and says,

"There don't seem to be too much wrong with 'er, does there....?"

 

[Jazzer]

What should have the judge said for it to be what the reader would have expect him or her to say? [The judge said what I expected him/her to say, but I am clearly missing something.]

The judge has assumed that the expression 'fuck all' was an observation from the clerk, meaning 'he said nothing' - rather than a repeat of the prisoner's actual statement itself.
I'm not used to dissecting jokes Bill.

I recommend that we leave the tatters of this joke where they lie, and await the next inevitable joke dissection with bated breath.

 

[Michael B]

Teddy

 

[bobvann]

There was a blonde female who kept on feeding a pop machine.
"Tunk"Thunk" as the pop cans kept falling out & piling up.
A man with a puzzled look asked her what she was doing?

"Duh winning!"

 

[Jazzer]

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Teddy

I love him xx

 

[bobvann]

There was a Greek Jewish & Scottish man at the pearly gates.
They all beg for a second chance.
God says "Very well."
He tells the Scottish man."You have to stop thinking about constantly drinking alcohol."
The Jewish man "Stop constantly thinking about money."
The Greek "Stop constantly thinking about sex."

They are all grateful and wholeheartedly agree.

"poof" they appear on a 100 f day.

The Scott. "I can go for a nice gin & tonic right now."
"Poof" he vanishes.

The Jewish man sees a penny on the ground, bends over to pick it up, the Greek man disappears..

 

[OnceUponaTime]

@Jazzer & @bobvann
I was busy trying to get people to submit their answers to the National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders (NIDCD) while you guys were goofing around here!

https://www.tinnitustalk.com/thread...-—-our-input-for-nidcds-strategic-plan.40065/

And by the way, have you both summitted your answers????
If not, you're both getting whippings!
Get to it! Now!

 

[OnceUponaTime]

Teddy

Sooooo cute!

 

[bobvann]

@Jazzer & @bobvann
I was busy trying to get people to submit their answers to the National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders (NIDCD)

https://www.tinnitustalk.com/thread...-—-our-input-for-nidcds-strategic-plan.40065/

And by the way, have you both summitted your answers????
If not, you're both getting whippings!
Get to it! Now!


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[OnceUponaTime]

@OnceUponaTime ok time for you to get out the whip and your GPS to find those hidden folks and get their pictures up. Last thing we want is @Jazzer coming up with his jokes.

Bahahaha...well, let's see your picture!

Please, please someone post a picture!!!
Or get another joke from @Jazzer, @bobvann or @aot.

 

[bobvann]

Riggghhhht

Took the survey.

In Canada we make fun of newfondlanders aka Newfies.

Why does a Newfie have wiper blades inside.

BLLUUUUU (making child car engine sounds while spitting comes out with lips pressed on tongue sticking out)

 

[bobvann]

For @Jazzer, repost of renders since he had a hard time seeing them.

 

[OnceUponaTime]

Riggghhhht

Took the survey.

Now, go back to the thread and post: "Done"! Ok!?
(people don't read instructions)

 

[bobvann]

Now, go back to the thread and post: "Done"! Ok!?

Why?

 

[Jazzer]

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For @Jazzer, repost of renders since he had a hard time seeing them.

Cheers buddy - I do believe you've 'Got It!'
(....er...love the rude frock.)

 

[OnceUponaTime]

Why?

Because I say so.

 

[bobvann]

Because I say so.

Ahhhhh sounds like my wife

 

[Jazzer]

@Jazzer & @bobvann
I was busy trying to get people to submit their answers to the National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders (NIDCD) while you guys were goofing around here!

https://www.tinnitustalk.com/thread...-—-our-input-for-nidcds-strategic-plan.40065/

And by the way, have you both summitted your answers????
If not, you're both getting whippings!
Get to it! Now!


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I will be very frank and tell you that there is no way I will wade through all of that text.

Not for me I'm afraid.

 

[OnceUponaTime]

Ahhhhh sounds like my wife

 

[Kriszti]

Since we are sharing pics of our pups, here is my Golden when she was really young, and very tired from all the playing. Happier times.

 

[OnceUponaTime]

I will be very frank and tell you that there is no way I will wade through all of that text.

Not for me I'm afraid.

It is great information.
You should take a little time and read it, Jaz.
Also, all you have to do is cut and paste your answers.
Pretty, please??? hahaha

 

[Jazzer]

Since we are sharing pics of our pups, here is my Golden when she was really young, and very tired from all the playing. Happier times.

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Beautiful - I love her Kristi.
Now where's your picture?
xxx

 

[Jazzer]

View attachment 37179 My buddy...Ollie

I Want Him xxx

 

[OnceUponaTime]

Adorable!