Photo Album of Tinnitus Talk Members

[Tweedleman]

What did you think to the song. Absolutely disgusting right!? I know I shouldn't love it, but I do.

I think it would make for a prime drinking song! Especially if we slowed the tempo right down to emphasize every bit of raunchiness in gorey detail I can see us leading the whole pub in song as we flail our pints drunkenly about!

I feel like we'd disturb some angry spirits for sure if we ever went urbexing together! We'd be so obnoxiously loud we'd wake the dead! We would play who can echo the most epic chain of obscenities in a massive abandoned insane asylum

Dude! That's not good. Well better you find out now and change things, rather than find this stuff out later on.
Yes, munchies are the reason my friend has put on so much weight. Food just tastes incredible when one has partaken in a smoke.

Aaagghh isn't that the truth! Life honestly tastes better after a smoke!

Yes! Progress photos wanted!

And have a smoke for me buddy, because my pathetic shrivelled lungs can't anymore.

You got it! I will happily deliver on both counts! Actually I'll have at least two or three smokes for you, one just wouldn't be enough for how outlandish we are!

@aot, when are we doing a road trip to see @Tweedleman? Imagine how cool that would be. Shame we're all riddled with health issues.

As long as we offer tribute to the same gods Lemmy did we can rock an roll! And I definitely want to come across the pond and get a proper tour of the old country from you!

Let's get stoned at Stonehenge! (Don't worry about smoking because I'll bring the best edibles this side of the meridian!).

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

@aura - excuse my temerity but do you have a fan club also? (asking for a friend.)

Can I join the fan club them gurls are real purty an I need all the fun I can git.

(Hides gun)

 

[Steph1710]

Can I join the fan club them gurls are real purty an I need all the fun I can git.

Of course! Welcome!

 

[aura]

Can I join the fan club them gurls are real purty an I need all the fun I can git.

(Hides gun)

Mr. Elmer, I'm going to ask you to put your hands up so I can see them.

As much as we girls loooove playing with the toys, the noisy ones are a no-no in here.

However, whips, spanking paddles, ropes and feather thicklers are allowed.

Just keep the volume low and you're good to go!

 

[Juan]

I'm so happy! All my mates are pissed off! I can sleep easy tonight. I'm so mean. I only wanted the Italy to win because I enjoy the misery around me when we as a country lose. God I'm horrible.

Hahaha I can totally relate, it's best when there is no noise around.

Anyway, I think Italy played better and deserved to win.

 

[aot]

Dinner last night made me feel a little bit better.

 

[Steph1710]

I think it would make for a prime drinking song!

I actually managed to play it out loud in the art gallery today. We're doing an install for a new exhibition and I thought to help me prep the gallery, I needed something motivational.

Yeah - slowed down, it would be a great drinking song!

I feel like we'd disturb some angry spirits for sure if we ever went urbexing together!

So glad you wanna go on an urbex flex with me. I broke into an abandoned military site a month back. Was pretty cool. Disturbing angry spirits will definitely be on our agenda

outlandish we are!

"Outlandish" is my favourite word haha! It's what I always use to describe myself. Together, we're doubly outlandish!

As long as we offer tribute to the same gods Lemmy did we can rock an roll!

Well if Ozzy can still do everything he can and manage to stay alive, then we sure as hell can!

And I definitely want to come across the pond and get a proper tour of the old country from you!

Dude! If you wanna come over, then please do. I would love it. Unfortunately, I'm about to move back into my van, so I can't offer a place to stay. If I had a house, I would be inviting everyone on here to come stay!

Let's get stoned at Stonehenge!

I was planning on going to a different stone circle in the Lake District and doing some shrooms whilst listening to Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man - now that's proper stoner hippie music!

Don't worry about smoking because I'll bring the best edibles this side of the meridian!).

Well I can sort you out my end. Let's just say a few friends and my sister have some green houses going.

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Mr. Elmer, I'm going to ask you to put your hands up so I can see them.

As much as we girls loooove playing with the toys, the noisy ones are a no-no in here.

However, whips, spanking paddles, ropes and feather thicklers are allowed.

Just keep the volume low and you're good to go!

Ok. I've put my gun away and I just ordered up some fried chicken, southern style, bottle of 2.00 dollar wine, and some whips. Just don't tell @OnceUponaTime about the whips.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

50 Shades of Gray in here.

 

[Steph1710]

Dinner last night made me feel a little bit better.

Damn! I need that right now!

I've been at work since 9:00am and I'm still working now. AND I haven't had a chance to eat.

 

[Steph1710]

As much as we girls loooove playing with the toys, the noisy ones are a no-no in here.

However, whips, spanking paddles, ropes and feather thicklers are allowed.

A long time ago, I was the manager of a sex shop.

 

[Jazzer]

A long time ago, I was the manager of a sex shop.

"Intriguing - you must have some stories to tell?"

 

[aot]

A long time ago, I was the manager of a sex shop.

A friend of mine works the night shift at a sex shop. She loves it.

(She also has tinnitus that never spikes. Go figure.)

 

[Wrfortiscue]

(She also has tinnitus that never spikes. Go figure.)

My previous tinnitus didn't spike. In fact most tinnitus sufferers probably have a single tone tinnitus and say it's no big deal lol.

 

[Tweedleman]

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Dinner last night made me feel a little bit better.

This is my go-to comfort muck lol. Pulled pork burrito with everything on it.

 

[kingsfan]

Better get to England quick! We're building on all those green areas - which is strange considering they're supposed to be protected. Ha!

Thanks man! I hate wearing them. Look like a right dork.

What?! no! They are doing the same here, building massive housing communities right in the burn area. Then our firefighters have to risk their lives saving the houses from yearly brush fires that are naturally supposed to occur. So it risks lives and is bad for the environment. We need to building up rather than out, though that's not good for anyone with tinnitus/hyperacusis.

I actually have some photos to post from atop the San Bernardino mountains on 4th of July. I even met a guy up there playing his acoustic guitar all alone in the mountains.

 

[kingsfan]

Here's a mullet progress update.

 

[Tweedleman]

Here's a mullet progress update.

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Fuck I miss mullets in hockey. Especially coupled with the old Jofa buckets. I recently had to watch some old 80s/90s safety training VHS tapes for my new job, and good lord the hype for the Jagr hairdo back then was so real lol.

 

[Steph1710]

This is my go-to comfort muck lol. Pulled pork burrito with everything on it.

Burritos are my favourite food - love them!

 

[Steph1710]

"Intriguing - you must have some stories to tell?"

Yes - I do Jazzer.

I booted guy out the shop butt naked once. He wanted to try some clothes on because he was going to a swingers club.

So, he went into the changing room, then asked me to help him do up a corset. When I went into the changing room, he was naked and was rather happy, shall we say. He grabbed my hand and was shouting "finish me off," and proceeded to explode everywhere. I shouted, "get out of my shop!" And he did, but was in such a panic, that he forgot his clothes.

I remember scrubbing everything, including my hands in bleach. Disgusting. Then, the phone rang, and for some reason I knew it was him. I answered and just said "what the hell do you want now?" He said, "I am so sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm actually gay!" I said, "cheers mate! Do I look like a bloke to you?" He said, "I just became too excited. Your shop reminded of one I visited in France, where they offered extra services". I said, "that's the shop two doors down! Not this one!" Then I proceeded to tell him that I wouldn't call the police, as long as he never came back.

For some reason, I wasn't angry at him. He just got a bit carried away. Kinda felt sorry for him.

 

[Jazzer]

Yes - I do Jazzer.

I booted guy out the shop butt naked once. He wanted to try some clothes on because he was going to a swingers club.

So, he went into the changing room, then asked me to help him do up a corset. When I went into the changing room, he was naked and was rather happy, shall we say. He grabbed my hand and was shouting "finish me off," and proceeded to explode everywhere. I shouted, "get out of my shop!" And he did, but was in such a panic, that he forgot his clothes.

I remember scrubbing everything, including my hands in bleach. Disgusting. Then, the phone rang, and for some reason I knew it was him. I answered and just said "what the hell do you want now?" He said, "I am so sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm actually gay!" I said, "cheers mate! Do I look like a bloke to you?" He said, "I just became too excited. Your shop reminded of one I visited in France, where they offered extra services". I said, "that's the shop two doors down! Not this one!" Then I proceeded to tell him that I wouldn't call the police, as long as he never came back.

For some reason, I wasn't angry at him. He just got a bit carried away. Kinda felt sorry for him.

What a story Steph.

I didn't really think I would get one if I'm honest.

I can't match that but here goes:
My beautiful wife Sylvie (who I tragically lost last November) set up a health and beauty parlour which she ran for ten years.
One of the treatments was a full body massage.
She had quite a few enquiries as to whether this treatment included any 'extras.'

She fielded such enquiries with her usual charm.

"Oh yes you can have the extras at no extra cost:
Tea, coffee, and chocolate digestives.
Was that what you had in mind?"

Sylvie second from left in group photo.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

When I went into the changing room, he was naked and was rather happy

You know I've tried that same bit with the wife and yeah… SURPRISINGLY it doesn't work. Lol

 

[Vassili]

Too young, too dumb.

 

[kingsfan]

Fuck I miss mullets in hockey. Especially coupled with the old Jofa buckets. I recently had to watch some old 80s/90s safety training VHS tapes for my new job, and good lord the hype for the Jagr hairdo back then was so real lol.

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I definitely want the mullet to make a comeback and not be some hipster thing.

Believe it or not, but my mullet is all the hair from the top of my head. I shave around the sides and back. Haven't cut the top since February 2020 except pieces that I've accidentally got with the razor =(

 

[Steph1710]

What a story Steph.

I didn't really think I would get one if I'm honest.

Oh Jazzer, I have too many stories. One day I'll have to write a book.

"Oh yes you can have the extras at no extra cost:
Tea, coffee, and chocolate digestives.
Was that what you had in mind?"

Sylvie sounds like she was amazing! I bet you two had so much fun. Soul mates forever and always. <3

Sylvie second from left in group photo.

I honestly adore the photos you post of her Jazzer. You are living proof that real love exists.

xxx

 

[Steph1710]

You know I've tried that same bit with the wife and yeah… SURPRISINGLY it doesn't work. Lol

Funny because I've found it usually works if I try it.

 

[Steph1710]

Here's a mullet progress update.

Man! I love a mullet. Proper old skool lol.

 

[Steph1710]

Finally bought Faith No More's TRT on record today. I've been wanting to add it to my collection for ages!

I'm really damn pleased. There's nothing better than listening to vinyl.

Everyone should get themselves a turntable, a good quality amplifier, and some speakers.

Place that needle on and wait for the crackle. Mmm... heaven.

 

[Exit]

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Finally bought Faith No More's TRT on record today. I've been wanting to add it to my collection for ages!

I'm really damn pleased. There's nothing better than listening to vinyl.

Everyone should get themselves a turntable, a good quality amplifier, and some speakers.

Place that needle on and wait for the crackle. Mmm... heaven.

No one!!???

You look lovely @Steph

 

[Jazzer]

Oh Jazzer, I have too many stories. One day I'll have to write a book.

Sylvie sounds like she was amazing! I bet you two had so much fun. Soul mates forever and always. <3

I honestly adore the photos you post of her Jazzer. You are living proof that real love exists.

xxx

Thank you Steph.

I fell in love with her, her amazing presence, the very first moment I met her.
I adored her for all of our lives together.
She amazed me every single day - just by being who she was.