Chit Chat and All That...

[Exit]

Easy, boy!

We want them plates on the table, not flying next to our ears!

I'm still single btw...

 

[UKBloke]

do any of your lenses have a anti-reflective coating? If so, is it worth the extra cost? I'm in need of a new pair...

This current pair has an anti-reflective coating and anti-scratch. Both defo been worth the extra spend

 

[aura]

I'm still single btw...

Single in the womb, single till the tomb.

 

[aura]

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!

Thanks, but Jesus dies next week here.

 

[Exit]

Thanks, but Jesus dies next week here.

Romania... always 2 weeks left behind the rest

At least Putin doesn't want anything to do with ya all

 

[aura]

Romania... always 2 weeks left behind the rest

More like 50 years behind.

This is how our beautiful city looks. It's been 6 months already and it still looks like this.

There's actually a joke about the Ukrainian refugees coming here and asking: "Oh, did they attack you too?!"

 

[Exit]

More like 50 years behind.

This is how our beautiful city looks. It's been 6 months already and it still looks like this.

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There's actually a joke about the Ukrainian refugees coming here and asking: "Oh, did they attack you too?!"

You should be very thankful for lazy construction workers @aura

Up here there's banging and screeching workers on every corner....

 

[aura]

You should be very thankful for lazy construction workers @aura

I guess you're right, they are pretty benign after all.

Three or four fat workers, leaning on their shovels and making sounds only when they see cute girls passing by.

 

[Damocles]

I want to paint my green Peltors too. I tried to paint a plastic chair yesterday and the result was... not so good. I used a primer and spray paint.

The problem is that if I scratch the surface the paint goes off easily.

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1. What was your husband's reaction to you painting a plastic chair?

2. Did your husband ask you why you were painting a plastic chair?

3. If yes: what was your answer?

4. If you answered: what was his reaction?

5. What was your daughter's reaction to you painting a plastic chair?

6. Did your daughter ask you why you were painting a plastic chair?

7. If yes: what was your answer?

8. If you answered: what was her reaction?

9. Were you clawing at the paint with a pair of vampire talons or something?

10. Wouldn't it be more sensible to buy a pair of Peltor X1A or X2A ear defenders that already look more like a pair of wireless headphones than painting your existing pair of bright green ear defenders?

11. I am now the proud owner of a picture of @aura's gorgeous fingerprints, which I can add to my bedroom's "wall of @aura".

12. Did people not realise this ▼ was a link to a video?

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!

It's only had 5 views, and 4 of them were mine...

 

[Exit]

I guess you're right, they are pretty benign after all.

Three or four fat workers, leaning on their shovels and making sounds only when they see cute girls passing by.

When they're eventually done you'll miss the mud every time a revving motorbike pass you

I still got a kick out of that:

"Did they attack you too?"

Time for couch perhaps...

 

[Damocles]

More like 50 years behind.

This is how our beautiful city looks. It's been 6 months already and it still looks like this.

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There's actually a joke about the Ukrainian refugees coming here and asking: "Oh, did they attack you too?!"

Hey, be grateful, at least you've got a Bijuterie where you live.

Haven't seen one of those in London since scooter gang member became every teenager's preferred career path.

Also, is that guy wearing a dressing gown?

 

[aura]

Hey, be grateful, at least you've got a Bijuterie where you live.

I was sooo sure you were gonna say something funny about the jewelry shop. At least you know now where to find that ring you were threatening me with.

Also, is that guy wearing a dressing gown?

As I said in a previous post, it's a bathrobe, the traditional outfit here.

Also, I think he is actually a she.

 

[kingsfan]

Wouldn't it be more sensible to buy a pair of Peltor X1A or X2A ear defenders that already look more like a pair of wireless headphones than painting your existing pair of bright green ear defenders?

I've only seen the Peltor X1A and X2A in green and yellow. X2A is thicker. X4A is the same thickness as the X1A but with more protection.

 

[aura]

1. What was your husband's reaction to you painting a plastic chair?

2. Did your husband ask you why you were painting a plastic chair?

3. If yes: what was your answer?

4. If you answered: what was his reaction?

5. What was your daughter's reaction to you painting a plastic chair?

6. Did your daughter ask you why you were painting a plastic chair?

7. If yes: what was your answer?

8. If you answered: what was her reaction?

9. Were you clawing at the paint with a pair of vampire talons or something?

We gonna need a priest to perform an exorcism here. You seem to be possessed by ajc.

Were you clawing at the paint with a pair of vampire talons or something?

Just sharpening my beautiful nails.

10. Wouldn't it be more sensible to buy a pair of Peltor X1A or X2A ear defenders that already look more like a pair of wireless headphones than painting your existing pair of bright green ear defenders?

I like to choose the hard way. And the smell of the paint makes me feel funny.

11. I am now the proud owner of a picture of @aura's gorgeous fingerprints, which I can add to my bedroom's "wall of @aura".

Strange. Those aren't mine

Also, you should make some some room on that wall for the photos we gonna take together.

It's only had 5 views, and 4 of them were mine...

That reminds me of one of my favourites memes:

 

[aura]

"Did they attack you too?"

Sure!

They complimented my green earmuffs. They said that they were matching my skin tone.

All the sleepless nights sure paid off. Never been prouder.

 

[Exit]

Sure!

They complimented my green earmuffs. They said that they were matching my skin tone.

All the sleepless nights sure paid off. Never been prouder.

And now you think that painting them black will make them invisible

I'm still laughing

You can sand them, put on plastic primer and then some paint.

After a couple of months they'll look even more shameful

I suggest you go get them super bulky black Peltor X5 better known as big mommas

 

[Damocles]

I've only seen the Peltor X1A and X2A in green and yellow. X2A is thicker. X4A is the same thickness as the X1A but with more protection.

Well I own all three, and I wouldn't exactly have called the X1A and X2A "green" and "yellow"; they're more black/charcoal with a strip of green/yellow, which is still a lot less conspicuous than Peltor Optime defenders.

I discussed this once here.

The X4A are as slim as the X1A, and offer better protection as you say, however the accent colour/strip on them is the same as you'd find on a Hi Viz Jacket, thus they fail the inconspicuous test (imo).

 

[aura]

And now you think that painting them black will make them invisible

By painting them black they will look more like my eye circles.And my heart.

I suggest you go get them super bulky black Peltor X5 better known as big mommas

"Big mommas"

Now these beauties would match my new ass.

63 kilos and still counting.

 

[kingsfan]

Well I own all three, and I wouldn't exactly have called the X1A and X2A "green" and "yellow"; they're more black/charcoal with a strip of green/yellow, which is still a lot less conspicuous than Peltor Optime defenders.

I discussed this once here.

The X4A are as slim as the X1A, and offer better protection as you say, however the accent colour/strip on them is the same as you'd find on a Hi Viz Jacket, thus they fail the inconspicuous test (imo).

Yea the X4A practically glow in the dark. I only have the X4A and X5A. There was a review on Amazon from someone who had the whole series and recommended those two as the only ones anyone should need out of the 4.

 

[Damocles]

We gonna need a priest to perform an exorcism here. You seem to be possessed by ajc.

Well why not. If Meghan Markle can trademark the word 'archetypes' then why can't @ajc trademark questions? Makes perfect sense to me.

Here's how it started:



and how it continues today:

Some say he chose the name @ajc originally because it stood for "am just confused".

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

Thanks, but Jesus dies next week here.

Which Jesus would that be? The one from the big book club?

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

I guess you're right, they are pretty benign after all.

Three or four fat workers, leaning on their shovels and making sounds only when they see cute girls passing by.

Those fat guys work for the WPA. Whistle Piss Association.

 

[Exit]

63 kilos and still counting.

63 kilos!!?

No more MRI tubes for you then...

 

[Steph1710]

No more MRI tubes for you then...

Don't, you might upset at @Wrfortiscue. My chubby boy.

 

[Exit]

Don't, you might upset at @Wrfortiscue. My chubby boy.

Poor @Wrfortiscue still sleeping, waking up to rebellious ears, dominant wife, T-Rex kid and even more mockery on Tinnitus Talk!

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Don't, you might upset at @Wrfortiscue. My chubby boy.

 

[aura]

Poor @Wrfortiscue still sleeping, waking up to rebellious ears, dominant wife, T-Rex kid and even more mockery on Tinnitus Talk!

Dominant wife... T-Rex kid... you really are a funny one, @Exit!

 

[aura]

Well why not. If Meghan Markle can trademark the word 'archetypes' then why can't @ajc trademark questions? Makes perfect sense to me.

Here's how it started:

and how it continues today:

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Some say he chose the name @ajc originally because it stood for "am just confused".

I was just as confused as ajc when I read Meghan Trainor instead of Maghan Markle.

You are very creative.

 

[aura]

Speaking of workers.

If you wanna see what Romanian workers are all about, check out these funny commercials.

You will get the idea, even if you don't understand the language. The second one has English subtitles.

The struggle is real for the main character, Dorel.

But "Unde-s mulţi, puterea crește!" (There is strength in numbers).

So drink UNIREA and enjoy Dorel în acţiune (Dorel in action)

 

[Exit]

Dominant wife... T-Rex kid... you really are a funny one, @Exit!

Tinnitus really made me a family man!

I used to not have any problems with kids!