Chit Chat and All That...

[Exit]

How's the foot today @aura?

How did it break?

 

[Elmer B Fuddled]

How's the foot today @aura?

How did it break?

She got her foot tangled up in that toy the electric whip.

 

[Exit]

 

[Steph1710]

Hey it's been a good while lol.

Well I know I'm ill, because I'm usually a five-a-day girl, but haven't in three days...

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Well I know I'm ill, because I'm usually a five-a-day girl, but haven't in three days...

Geeze lol once a month for me.

 

[aura]

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[aura]

She got her foot tangled up in that toy the electric whip.

I wish!

The truth is that i fell on the stairs like an old lady...

 

[aura]

Well I know I'm ill, because I'm usually a five-a-day girl, but haven't in three days...

Oh, so that's what " gimme five" is really about!

 

[Steph1710]

once a month for me.

Once a month! You must be busting! Unless you're getting laid on the reg lol.

Yeah, I have this weird game. I like to see how many places I can do it. Kinda like 'masturbation terrorism'. It's my way of saying fuck you to the system. My partner doesn't approve.

 

[aura]

I don't care much about the foot because of my tinnitus... not so good tonight and it's getting worse.

I have what I call "the alien insect".
It's like an evil, horror, alien insect (cricket) in my right ear.
Can't mask it with anything...

 

[Exit]

I don't care much about the foot because of my tinnitus... not so good tonight and it's getting worse.

I have what I call "the alien insect".
It's like an evil, horror, alien insect (cricket) in my right ear.
Can't mask it with anything...

I'm willing to trade if you are

 

[Exit]

She got her foot tangled up in that toy the electric whip.

Yep I meant what bone...

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Once a month! You must be busting! Unless you're getting laid on the reg lol.

Yeah, I have this weird game. I like to see how many places I can do it. Kinda like 'masturbation terrorism'. It's my way of saying fuck you to the system. My partner doesn't approve.

Oh thought you were referring to sexy time haha, I was like damn 5 times in a day!

 

[Steph1710]

Oh thought you were referring to sexy time haha, I was like damn 5 times in a day!

Sex is overrated. It's all about self love.

 

[aura]

Oh thought you were referring to sexy time haha, I was like damn 5 times in a day!

That's what I thought, too!
But then again, the "my partner doesn't approve" part was really strange!

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Sex is overrated. It's all about self love.

I dunno... I don't get it often so I do appreciate it haha.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

I don't care much about the foot because of my tinnitus... not so good tonight and it's getting worse.

I have what I call "the alien insect".
It's like an evil, horror, alien insect (cricket) in my right ear.
Can't mask it with anything...

I have a tone in my right ear that cuts through anything. It's just an odd soft whistle. Covering my ear or not does not change the volume and it's random.

 

[aura]

I'm willing to trade if you are

Alien insect plus the twisted ankle.

I dunno... I don't get it often so I do appreciate it haha.

So do it more often!

 

[Steph1710]

That's what I thought, too!
But then again, the "my partner doesn't approve" part was really strange!

I come home and say to him - "you'll never guess where I masturbated today?"

All he does is shake his head in disappointment and tell me that I've "got issues." Perhaps I have. I dunno. Pleasure on the go. That's what I say.

 

[Exit]

I dunno... I don't get it often so I do appreciate it haha.

I'm soon a decade without

Who can beat that ?

I sometimes think I'm more or less a virgin again

 

[Steph1710]

I dunno... I don't get it often so I do appreciate it haha.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I always initiate sex, but he always has an excuse. So I sit there and have one out instead... It's safe sex I suppose. At least I won't get pregnant haha.

 

[Steph1710]

This whole thread has become so debauched.

I guess we're all a bunch of perverts... and I like it.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

I'm soon a decade without

Who can beat that ?

I sometimes think I'm more or less a virgin again

I didn't know whether to hug you or laugh... I laughed, lol sorry man.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I always initiate sex, but he always has an excuse. So I sit there and have one out instead... It's safe sex I suppose. At least I won't get pregnant haha.

Yeah I hear you. I gave up after awhile lol. Then I caught the no libido bug after a while.

 

[Wrfortiscue]

Alien insect plus the twisted ankle.

So do it more often!

I mean the wife doesn't have a libido because of birth control but she's cool about it, saying "just pump away" lmao.

Just isn't the same lol.

 

[Exit]

Alien insect plus the twisted ankle.

So do it more often!

I'll take it!

Yes will do as soon as my 12 tinnitus tones exit.

 

[aura]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I always initiate sex, but he always has an excuse

Why do you think that is happening?

Usually it's the other way around.

Interesting topic to debate. If it's ok with you.

 

[Zugzug]

Since I'm the wholesome counterbalance to this ship:

Companionship + empathy > sex.

Adding "sex" to both sides...

Companionship + empathy + sex > 2 * sex.

Sorry, had to do it. Anyways, I'm far more scared of dying lonely than deprived of getting off...

 

[aura]

I'm soon a decade without

Who can beat that ?

I sometimes think I'm more or less a virgin again

That reminds me of something i found in a thrift shop a few years ago

 

[Exit]

Why do you think that is happening?

Usually it's the other way around.

Interesting topic to debate. If it's ok with you.

He's disgusted with Miss Stephens masturbating all over the place like a 1-year-old dog

Blankets, chairs, teddy bears, feet...

The good news is Miss Stephens sounds an awful lot better tonight